Twatapuss

Twat-a-puss, Is a person named Jamee. Usually a female but can be a Male named Jeff. It will be annoying and nag you constantly.

Why are Jamee and Jeff are being twatapuss ?

by My names JEFF42 July 16, 2018

Twat Leak

1. The post coital leaking of remnant semen from the twat. No matter how good the clean up is, there’s still a period of twat leak at some point. A condition that has plagued females for centuries.

2. An insult to anyone being and acting like a total twat.

I had morning sex today. Even though I thought I got all his nut out, I started to twat leak during my lunch break.

Stop crying about your pathetic life and do something about it you twat leak.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Twatapotamus

Someone who doesn't share their weed

Cory is a twatapotamus

by TPJ22 March 1, 2019

Twat Waffle

1. Noun: Of or having the mark left upon one by a vagina. A descriptive term to relate in the same manner that a waffle maker imparts itself onto batter to create an imprint so does a twat. 2. Adjective: to act in such a manner that to outsiders you appear to be whipped or taking a stance in order to obtain sexual relations as a reward. A way to call out a man who has surrendered his man card.

What twat waffle turns off the Super Bowl, to sit in on their girlfriend's book club reading?
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.

by jagerhall August 5, 2019

Dumpster Twat

A chick who will never, ever say no to the sexual advances of any guy, even the most disgusting loser. She is typically ugly, overweight, poorly dressed, and an insecure lush who has been with hundreds of sexual partners. She can be found drunk in college bars like the Beacon Hill Pub in Boston and will hook up with the first schlep that tries to take her home.

Hey look, there's Sally-Ann Hagarty sitting at the bar talking to that vile-smelling homeless guy. She's such a dumpster twat.

by Ballz Dee December 20, 2008

Straddlers Twat

A muscular condition often experienced by female riders of bikes and horses.

Often experience after a long period of strenuous riding.

If not given time to heal can lead to numbness of the clunge.

If the numbness persists these women often make vigorous lovers.

For the male form of this condition, see "Straddlers Knock"

"Ooh I had a good ride last night, I'm now blighted by the Straddlers Twat ! "

by yeestraddler January 29, 2010

prosti-twat

A young girl, simular to a prosti-tot but even more whorish.

A girl who is sleeping with a person for money, just not fully professional yet.

Whats Grandpa Jim doing with that prosti-twat from my class.

by J-DUB1890 May 15, 2010