turkey neck

a turkey neck is when you get soo fat that you have to store some of the excess fat down under the penil region. the reason it is called a "turkey neck" is because it looks like the gross neck of a turkey. if you look at any picture of a turkey you will see why it is called this. it can be used as a noun or a verb

"timmy, you dont have to be such a turkey neck" or "yeah, i was turkey necking it up last night at that one party" or even "im so fat that i have a turkey neck and it hurts :*("

by nate A. June 11, 2006

Catching the Crazy Turkey

A term coined by Ryan Haywood a.k.a. "The Mad King" of Achievement Hunter for savage, poultry drive sex. It begins with wild turkey, and it ends with sex in a bed.

"What happened to Michael last night?" "Oh... He was catching the crazy turkey."

by Im Case December 13, 2014

Turkey

A country which is the successor of the sixth largest empire of the world, the Ottoman Empire.

The official motto of the state is "Peace at home, peace in the world".

Also Turkish citizens are being accused of genocides and invasions by a nation who is an official invader in Karabakh, Azerbaijan.

(Turkey)Turkish: Have you ever realized that you are an invader nation?

Armenian: Ooops!

by crebyo November 26, 2010

Turkey Bomber

One who has sexual relations with a married woman. ie FUCKS.
while still being friends with that said husband.

-"I totally fucked a married woman last night"
-Man your a Turkey Bomber

"OHHHHHHHHHH Turkey bomb that hoe"

by 503 dakota August 21, 2008

turkey stomp

1.the act of drinking too much alcohol and running around and stomping your foot madly.

2.to get stomped like as if a turkey was tap dancing on your face.

1. "That guy must be drunk he is running around turkey stomping."

2."you want to get your ass turkey stomped?"

by Msshadrick February 18, 2009

ol' turkey head move

Girl gives you a blowjob.She suck repeatedly until you reach orgasm. The performance looks like a turkeys head when shes suckin your cock. her head goes back and forth like a turkey on a walk shackin its head back and forth.

James:Wow dude, I wanted to visit you at home yesterday.
Jimmy:Eh?
James:You know man, we wanted to play some X-Box you wasn´t
there, remember.
Jimmy:Yeah sorry dude, I forgot.
James:Don´t be sorry, dude. Your mom let me in performed the
ol' turkey head move on my dick.
James:Ooops!
Jimmy WHAT????!!!!!
James:Hey dude why are you pullin´ out the gun?!
Jimmy´s Gun:...BANG

by Lord Moloch February 23, 2008

Turkey Dangler

Abnormally large vagina lips that, in their natural state (i.e. unclothed), resemble a turkey's waddle (i.e. the piece of skin that dangles from the turkey's beak). This does not occur in all women, just the ones with gigantic ax wounds.

Dude, that porn slut's turkey dangler is as big as my dad's work glove. Jesus.

by Simon Lexington March 18, 2008