Trumpet

A childish insult directed at Donald Trump supporters.

Well, if I'm a trumpet then go ahead and blow me.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

tRUMPster-Pucker-Upper

Trump allies and supporters who continue to stay loyal, kissing Donald Trump's ass by supporting his disastrous authoritarian mentality and Administration for seemingly NO valid reasons.

"I tell'ya Tom... I can't figure out after everything that's transpired, why there are any tRUMPster-Pucker-Uppers still supporting him... it's daunting?"

by A.Dodger June 21, 2020

trumpit

An instrument of reality modification. If there is fact you do not like to hear, just trumpit from the rooftops.... make up your own fact and repeat it long, loud and often and eventually even YOU will believe it.

He hated to read that so many people were dying on his watch. He got out his trumpit and wailed on about haw they were not really dying, they were just resting up so that they would take-up much less floor space in the hospital.

by You rReal Name July 8, 2020

Trumpet

Derived from “Trump’s-puppet.” A Trump supporter who never forms their own original thoughts/opinions and blindly follows Trump because he’s entertaining and uses strong rhetoric.

“Yeah he’s impossible to debate, he’s just a Trumpet.”

by Tagtart July 10, 2020

trumpotanuse

Bizarre alternate reality trig that doesn’t follow math rules

Ha ha ha
You think a right triangle has a^2 + b^2 = c^2
Well no. The Trumpotanuse is whatever I damn well say it is
New MATh!

by KrizziKat September 23, 2020

trumpet

trumpets are the nicknames non-trump supporter gave to trump supporters.

girl 1 : look at that trumpet with her trump flag out.

by fcktrump October 28, 2020

Trumpet

(Noun) Stupid American

Person 1: I am feeling sick; Should I ingest some bleach?

Person 2: Only if you are a trumpet.

Person 1: I know he cheated on me multiple times; but he swears has has changed. I should call him.
Person 2: Girl why you got to be such a trumpet

by LittleCloud October 31, 2020