meat grinder

a blow job given by a girl with braces

damn man, that chick with the headgear gave me the hugest meat grinder last night.

by Teddy June 05, 2004

smoke meat

A tiny penis
Small cock

That kid Dustin has a smoke meat.

by Trev Trev June 06, 2007

Floor Meat

A slut who'll fuck on the floor, even in public.

Fred: What'dya think of Charlotte?

Collin: Dude, she's floor meat...

by jewoobs69 August 20, 2014

meat gazing

one who looks at the male genitalia.

Justin was caught meat gazing by his girlfriend Ashley.

by BAhh98 September 12, 2006

meat stache

the act of placing your dick on across someone's upper lip whilest asleep or past out. for best result take pictures to humiliate later. meat beard, unibrow, and chops optional.

Dude, look at this meat stache i gave Bryce last night while he was passed out in front of Canadian's.

by 18 moose knuckle May 22, 2008

meat salad

--a late night meal that has nothing to do with a salad. This meal has all or most of it deep fried with the ingredients on hand and is usually consumed with catchup and hot sauce and ESPN Sport Center...

~"Jesus Lord!, that meat salad will kill you!"
~"What?!, you never had mozzarella sticks, french fries, bacon, and chicken fingers with cheese, as a snack before?!?"
~Alright James, you win, pass the catchup...

by 1:30 a.m. foods July 11, 2008

meat locker

A Slang term often used to mean a vagina or the sort.

Hey, i want to put my weiner in you meat locker.

by Andrew Hirsch April 01, 2006