Brain Trust

A group of smart advisors. Used sarcastically to refer to a bunch of decision makers who are not wise.

The "Brain Trust" was the name given to a group of diverse academics who served as advisers to U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt during the early period of his tenure. The group acted as an informal Cabinet and was first suggested in March 1932 by Roosevelt's legal counsel Samuel Rosenman.

Joes Smith looks at his teenage boys doting over their unexploded fireworks, thinking this brain trust doesn't bode well for the future of his businnes.

by bariot October 10, 2007

Fried-brain

Someone who is stupid but thinks he/she is smart

"I cant believe that he actually thinks he's so smart. He's such a fried-brain."

by thatkindofperson May 13, 2014

Brain Wobbled

Its like being tongue-tied, but for the brain.

Those british sure do dance like martial artist from Brazil. Oh, and Brain wobbled.

by Cainoftheturks August 12, 2011

squash-brain

Tingling sensation in ball sack/head that is obtained from intense weight-lifting. Also accompanied with numb legs and arms. (Level after squash belly; see squash belly)

"Ben and Timmy get squash-brain every day."

by Timmy M. May 22, 2008

Pirate Brain

When your brain is completely consumed by thoughts or pirates and pirating, often accompanied by thoughts of adventure and treasure-hunting. People with Pirate Brain can become obsessed, and even have constant dreams about pirates (or being one). It is often brought on by watching/reading large amounts of One Piece, or watching a Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

Guy 1: Man I had this dream last night where I was the best pirate in the world.
Guy 2: Sound like someone has a case of Pirate Brain...
Guy 1: SHIVER ME TIMBERS!

by Exonence July 19, 2011

brain diarhoea

shituation where right before an exam, you study a lot but you don't seem to be remembering anything... just like when you've eaten, but nothing is absorbed.

shituation where everything seems to be leaking out of your brain.

X:"dude, finished studying?"
Y:"uhh... brain diarhoea..."

by soul13 May 11, 2008

Brewer Brain

Characteristic of the phenomenon experienced by Arizona Governor Jan Brewer during a televised debate in advance of the 2010 mid-term elections.

Man, I was right in the middle of telling her the ferret joke when I got hit with Brewer Brain!

by weazelmeat November 14, 2010