A football league for people who won't let the dream of becoming a football star die. The word "pro" is misleading, since these people don't actually get paid to play football, and a lot of teams don't even have any real requirements for who they'll let play.
Also, it lets a bunch of 40 year-olds relive their high school glory years by trying pitifully to play a game that has long since passed them by.
Also, it lets a bunch of 40 year-olds relive their high school glory years by trying pitifully to play a game that has long since passed them by.
Bill: Hey Rick, I heard Tony is playing Semi-Pro Football.
Rick: Yeah, that's pretty sad. He just won't let go of the fact that he sucked when he played in high school.
Bill: Oh I know. This is almost as sad as being a volunteer high school football coach.
Rick: Yeah, that's pretty sad. He just won't let go of the fact that he sucked when he played in high school.
Bill: Oh I know. This is almost as sad as being a volunteer high school football coach.
by Potato Sack January 10, 2009
Get the Semi-Pro Footballmug. by mel April 12, 2005
Get the pro plusmug. by Richie Jeremiah March 28, 2008
Get the Proper Rised Promug. Someone who claims to be pro-life (anti-abortion) then murders someone connected to abortion. Girl getting the procedure, doctor performing the procedure, bombing an abortion clinic, etc.
Morgan Harrison, a well known anti-abortion advocate, is on trial for murdering doctor Neil Specter; a renowned doctor who runs the local abortion clinic. This is a clear cut case of a pro-life heist.
by Punk Rodgers June 8, 2009
Get the Pro-life heistmug. "I'll give you this book, but I'll need something in return."
"Squid pro ro, Mr. Hedgecock. I'll give you a marf."
"Squid pro ro, Mr. Hedgecock. I'll give you a marf."
by Mungus February 18, 2004
Get the squid pro romug. by Halevi August 25, 2016
Get the Low pro poomug. The shorter and more commonly used version of the term "Pro Extreme Beast". Which means "What you say when describing something or someone that is amazing. It is usually shortened to just Pro Ex Beast."
by PRO xASSASSINx April 16, 2013
Get the Pro Ex Beastmug.