She got a little boring with felatio so I turned her eye into a baseball and hit a home run with the head of my dick, rendering it a mushroom black.
by Trexcandopushups June 09, 2022
When one homosexual male has his ass up in the air, balancing on his head, spins in a circle and multiple other homosexual males quickly dip their "mushroom heads" in his "fairy ring."
by tihts annonymous May 06, 2019
by Schuyler 55 February 19, 2023
Have you ever had a creamy mushroom?
by Little love spider October 06, 2022
by Anonymous Glitch September 04, 2021
Named "mushroom hubs" for the way they mysteriously seem to sprout under desks near people's feet. No one can explain how or why it got there, but serious things start breaking if you touch it.
by holloway October 29, 2007
“He keeps asking me to go into his mushroom hut”
- “that’s kinda gross Cindy”
“No. He said it’s roomy”
- “that’s kinda gross Cindy”
“No. He said it’s roomy”
by Shut up nick - January 23, 2021