System32

A virus that comes pre-installed on windows that allows microsoft to spy on your device

How to delete system 32
Step 1. Open Notepad.

Step 2. Type cd in Notepad.

Step 3. look for the file which you wish to delete, right-click on the file and open Properties.

Step 4. Under properties just copy the ‘Location‘.

Step 5. Paste cd “C:\Windows\Users\System32\sample.dox” (You can even add the path manually if the location is not available)

Step 6. Hit Enter and move one line down in Notepad and type del.

Step 7. type the file name after del with one space.

Step 8. Type the file name along with any extensions if present with quotes. Example:del “sample.dox”.

Step 9. Save the file as Save as type “All Files”.

Step 10. Save file name with .bat extension. Example: sample.bat

File name & Save as type
File name & Save as type

Step 11. Save the file, locate the file and double-click the batch file to delete the System32

by Tuba_dude February 9, 2019

Metric System

The Metric System is the punishment technique used in every country in the world except the United States for disobedient children in primary school. When a student behaves poorly, an instructor may use a meter stick to reprimand said student. In fact, the weapon wielded by instructors, the meter stick, is regulated by the IMSA (International Metric System Association).

Example of Metric System in use:

Instructor: You failed your test, Thomas
Thomas: You failed to educate me.
Instructor: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME TOMMY!?! *pulls meter stick out of pocket and beats child

by Distrukshun March 23, 2019

Imperial System

The Imperial System is a system of measurement developed by pimps, for pimps and is thus used in America and a few other pimpin places as opposed to the Metric System would sounds kinda gay.

Hah the Metric System? Too easy to use! It takes a real pimp to use the Imperial System.

by KingLampshade May 21, 2009

system of a down

A terrible political band no matter what your stance is. They are in fact sell-outs, despite popular opinion. They are currently under the Sony label who also owns other artists like Destiny's Child. Sony uses SOAD to get money from idiots who think they are rebellious to make up for the money the idiots won't spend on Destiny's Child or other Sony owned artists. Many also claim their lyrics are brilliant...counterpoint is below in the example.

My cock is much bigger than yours,
My cock can walk right through the door
With a feeling so pure..
It's got you screaming back for more

From the song Cigaro...see System of a Down is terrible.

by Jason King. October 5, 2005

system of a down

Another ripoff of Faith No More.

Boy Serj Tankian of System of a Down sounds like a stupid version of Mike Patton.

by Traveling Bob August 10, 2006

Man Point System

The way men can be measured with how well they do with women and sexual favors. Every man starts with 200 points. deduction amounts are determined by other men.

The Man Point System is as follows:

Quick Kiss: +1
Make out: +5
Feel up: +15
Hand job/finger: +25
Blow Job/ Eat out: +50
Sex: +100 (each different girl)
+ 75 (each time with same girl)

other acts are your choice as long as you have approval by other men

by chcrampage41 July 28, 2010

System32

This file causes your Computer system to slow down, Causing low internet speed, And Applications take long to respond, Many computers are coming with this file, And Microsoft can't do anything, so they released a statement, saying "A file known as System32 is corrupting our system servers, And we ADVISE you, to delete this Folder, This folder will be located at: This PC > OS(C:) > Windows > System32

Ricky: hey Dad, My computer is slow, Any help to fix it?
Dad: Don't worry son! Just delete System32!
Ricky: WOW! It worked! It's must faster and Quiet! And I can play games easier!

by LeafyisaFag June 19, 2016