sigma

ummmmm.....proberly......MEEEEE!?!?

Mum: Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Sigma: MUUUUUM, COZ IM A SIGAMA!!!

by Sus?notme!!!! February 26, 2024

Sigma Chode

A penis that is between 0.5-2 inches, is known as a sigma chode. This is the correct terminology to say rather than saying the incorrect term, micropenis.

Stupid female: Ew you have a micro penis
Sigma: Actually is a sigma chode, stupid woman.

by Alpha ohio February 28, 2024

sigma

very alpha and doesn't need anyone
male

"I'm so sigma

by shortmidgetman February 29, 2024

sigma chode

When it’s not quite a micropenis, but not necessarily a monster dong, that bit of middle ground can be referred to as a “sigma chode”

(In the doctors office)

Braeden: “You see doc, it’s not really a micro penis, it’s more of a sigma chode”

Doctor: “Please put your penis away”

by Shlong_Buster_57 March 1, 2024

stagmate

Term used for a male mistress.

That’s Mrs. Smith and her stagmate.

by phxlights451 March 1, 2024

Sigma

A short man, likely with a Napoloeon complex. This type of man is either a toddler on Youtube shorts or a middle aged, balding man who has mommy issues and multiple divorces under his massive belt. You will likely find a subscription to Andrew Tate's off-brand Masterclass and a frequent sprayers card to Axe body spray in his arsenal.

Sigma: How dare you ignore me, i am a sigma male!
Cashier: Sir we have no more extra fat bacon, i'm afraid there is nothing I can do
Sigma: *mantrum commences*

by blackberryenthusiast March 5, 2024

Sigma patty

When you make a Chicken patty sigma

Person one: What are you making?

Person two: A sigma patty.

by Correlophus March 6, 2024