safety net

To line the bowl of the toilet with loo roll so the poo wont land in the water that you will have just pissed in and splash piss all over your bare ass. Also useful if you have an interest in what size, colour etc of your poo as it will land on the tissue for examination

Oh I forgot to put a safety net down, my ass is covered in piss and my poo has sunk

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

safety kill

a term commenly used in airsoft to where a player is closer then 10 feet from an enemy...this player would say saftey kill rather then shooting and the enemy would be out!!

Austin is the master of safety kill!!with over 3000 safety kills under his belt he is an expert!!

by addteamcaptain December 23, 2008

Safety

A person who remains sober at a party to ensure nobody gets into trouble or gets hurt. Often the same person as the designated driver.

"Dude, play safety tonight, just in case I try to jump off the roof again."

by crunchrunner February 15, 2010

Safeway

A grocery story with employees that call you by whatever typo your Safeway card has on it, or what your phone number says. This is an attempt to be personal, but it's rather creepy.

Otherwise, a decent store that annoyingly liberal people boycott for no reason, claming that Trader Joe's has better deals when it's actually a lot more expensive.

Ben the idiot went to Trader Joe's to buy his crystallized cane juice. Little did the moron realize it was just sugar with a new name, and he could have gotten the same thing for half the price at Safeway. CAPITALISM YAY.

by Downvoting Victim December 28, 2005

Safe

UK Slang
meaning:
Thanks or
Really cool

Jim: hey dude can i borrow your sister to take her virginity.
bob: sure dude go for it
Jim: safe dude your well safe to me im gonna get you a donkey for your birthday.
bob: ok dude see ya.
jim: bye dude safe again.
bob:tis ok later have fun with my sister .......... HEY WAIT A MINUTE DUDE!!!!!!!.

by Ian Carter June 11, 2005

safe sex

1)The act of abstinence
2)Using contraception
3)Pulling out

The only way to be sure you wont get pregnant/diseased is to practice safe sex

by TheWickedHeart August 24, 2004

Safer sex

A term used by sexually impulsive people pretending to be careful. Similar to throwing the seatbelt across your lap, but not actually buckling it. Always followed with the surprised protestation, upon learing that they have spread Gonnorhea to every one they know: "But we were practicing safer sex!"

Safer sex:
"I won't use a condom, but I promise I won't cum in you"
"I got tested three months ago, so we're good."
"You're clean, right? Great, so am I"

by Psychokitty September 29, 2014