spanking

Procrastinating, often by web surfing online. Goofing off by enjoying yourself instead of getting something done. Refers specifically but not exclusively to masturbating ("spanking the monkey"), especially while looking at porn online.

Am I interrupting?
Nah, just spanking. What's up?

by Sir Yelof May 12, 2007

spank bank

A group of boys or girls you would want to "spank". When a person is in the spank bank they have no personality nor speech, just an ass. A nickname is a must.

Damn Snyder's looking fine, he just moved up to number one in my spank bank.

by iraassylaeitak May 25, 2006

spank'in

to be very cool

that chick is so spank'in

by handle August 14, 2003

spankin'?

what's up?(only works on the telephone)

hello?hello?Spankin'?!nothin' holmes!Spankin' wit you?

by kidd December 9, 2004

Spank Pankis

Spank Pankis is a 4-player card game concisting of a mixture of various other card games. (i.e. spoons, speed, slapjack)

The phrase "Spank Pankis!" is yelled for either of two reasons. The first being to start the game, the second being to signify that you have played all of your cards and are ready to slap the smallest pile avaliable.

"Spank Pankis!" yelled Noogin.

by Cameronhajek August 24, 2008

Spank Pouch

A condom that is otherwise too large for a small penis that one puts on with the sole purpose of masturbating into.

"I can't wear Magnums!"

"Just use it as a Spank Pouch then!"

by Bob McGillian September 3, 2011

Spanked the neighbour

When you go to your neighbours house and drink an excessive amount of alcohol. Often involuntary and used as a ploy of revenge for a massive hangover. Note doesn't have to be direct neighbour.

Wow! Gina and Vince came over last night and drank a 40oz. Mike (neighbours husband) I can't believe she spanked the neighbour. Brittany I made her have three GTs also

by Mikesmithatl December 25, 2016