spider kiss

when you press your asshole against your womans lips or vice versa

my ole lady was pissing me off so while she was sleeping i gave her a spider kiss.

by Max April 10, 2003

sader

an adjective describing somebody who thinks very high of himself (usualy only on the Internet) but in truth he's terribly retarded.

A:That poor sader guy, he thinks how elite he is, but look at him.. how pathetic.
B:Yeah, you are right. He's really sader.

by brocx June 11, 2006

Spadeologist

One that does not give respect when playing SPADES. To dominate, disrespect, and devour your opponent

SunKisstGem claims to be a Spadeologist, but that remains to be seen.

by Wayne Hightower July 4, 2007

Spider Legs

When a skinny teenager wheres super-tight dark coloured pants, more often when wearing a thick jacket, it looks like spider legs.

look at her spider legs.

that group of emo kids have spider legs.

by CurvedMirror February 11, 2010

Spider Fuck

A Group of 8 naked blacks guys surrounding a member of the female sex. Since their dicks are long enough to pose as spider legs they each take turns engaging in sexual activity with said female (who acts as the spiders body). She may use her mouth, anus, vagina, ears, elbows, feet, etc to preform this act to experience total body erotica.

She has such bad jungle fever she has tryed the spider fuck with the schools basketball team!

by Nickem March 5, 2014

Spider-Man

The best superhero ever.

I wish I am Spider-Man

by word.org May 19, 2020

skewered spider monkey

A woman who has suffered vaginal tearing through sexual intercourse. This can also occur to gay men with torn sphincters.

Dude, I accidently made her a skewered spider monkey last night. It was worth it though

by adfsafewqg February 19, 2008