social puberty 

A point in your life when you start dressing better, easily talk to the opposite sex, stop being immature, become more popular, know how to socialize, and get a life. Social puberty can occur anywhere from the ages of 11-14, and anytime after that for the socially delayed.

*at a party*
Chick 1: Dayummm, Rick looks fine tonight!
Chick 2: Don't think about it, he has a girlfriend.
Chick 1: Rick?? He used to be a total virgin/geek/nerd! Didn't he leave our school cause people were bullying him?
Chick 2: Yeah, well now he drives a Lexus, is captain of the football team, and could be an Abercrombie model.
Chick 1: Holy shit, he must have finally went through social puberty.

social puberty by ch33z January 2, 2008

social chameleon 

One who has such wide interests they can relate to anyone.

A social chameleon can chat with goths and preps alike.

social chameleon by JuggaloShangriLa November 5, 2006

social Kenny 

Someone whose popularity keeps dying and reappearing, much like Kenny McCormick from "South Park."

"I wonder how that social Kenny's gonna die next!"

Social Stan: OMG, they socially killed Social Kenny....

social Kenny by JohnnyLurg April 3, 2009

Social justice warriors

The social warriors is reformation of ideology communism. They're known for their short temper and very strict rules, overreacting and attacking for disagreeing their "right standarts". Typical communism states for sharing any other opinions or disagreeing there will be punishments. Your opinions won't be tolerated, only abide by their "right standarts". Punishments are I. Comment loading attacks, they'll play as a victim and make you the guilty one, unstoppable comments that are impossible to you defend yourself. II. Double it by two, belive or not there are soliders that will make two different accounts to pretend they're friends and of course to attract others and to join solider's side. III. Reporting you and even take this as a lawsuit case. IV. Psychopath making fake stories and loads of fictional statements. V. The inteligent one, playing dirty and smart moves. V. Finding any mistakes on your comment, to reply "your grammar already shows how dumb you are". Understand that this is equivalent to North Korea laws. Only the best defense is that to write "As a black, asian, bisexual, trans, feminist, body positive, Eco-vegan, person" before you will say your opinion only this can make you undefeatable.

Moderator: What's the problem?
Guy: He/She is cursing and always nagging me for no reason!
???: HUH HE? SHE? WHY IS HE FIRST THEN SHE IS THE SECOND? DID YOU JUST ASSUMED MY EXISTENCE? I AM NOT A HUMAN I PREFER AS A BASKETBALL!!! UGH YOU STUPID BITCH! KILL YOUR SELF NO ONE WANTS YOU!!!!!
Moderator: oh i know it's the social justice warriors

Social justice warriors by Pucca the :) February 1, 2019

social fucking 

1. bar hopping and/or flirting with different groups of people in a socialite manner.

2. working the room/club/bar, akin to schmoozing

3. May also refer to an act of a sexual nature expressed through body language, attitude, or verbal statements without perpetration of sexual intercourse

austin m- "look at rebecca social fucking"
Ashely v "shes such a social fucker"

social fucking by killerdave13 November 12, 2010

Social Smoker 

Someone who only smokes when the cigarettes are yours.

A: You have a spare cig?
B: I didn't realise you smoked?
A: I don't really, I'm just a social smoker.
B: If I say I'm a social drinker will you pay for my beer?

Social Smoker by Pcorb August 18, 2015

Social Intercourse 

The act of having a conversation with someone that is so profound or meaningful they you feel closer to the person than you could never have imagined before.
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Can often be associated with schizophrenics who possess multiple personalities, a person can have social intercourse with themselves through this process.

Want an example? Try having a conversation with someone and actually listen for once.

"Lisa was so involved and moved by what Pat had to say that it is easy to believe that their conversation involved a form of social intercourse".

Social Intercourse by Cpt_Planeteer February 7, 2008