smart phone dump 

Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher

I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss

smart phone dump by Joe O'Regan November 24, 2015

Smart Odd Kid 

Those middle and high schoolers who sort of fit in social parameters but not very well because they're weird and also proud of how good they are at school. Pretty much the opposite of a dumb jock, except both of these guys can be egotistic.

Kyle: You know those smart odd kids who think grades are everything?
Vanessa: Yeah, they kind of have no life, but at least they're not completely stuck in their own world.

Smart Odd Kid by internetless December 25, 2015

smart beta 

A smart beta is a male who is alpha smart in most aspects of life, but completely bitches out around women. Can apply to many situations, but often refers to scenarios with women.

Geez, KP seems to have his shit together, but he's a complete bitch around women.
Yeah, he's a smart beta.

smart beta by Waterman Dickfinger July 1, 2016

Skertel 

To shy away or run from, usually a cross between a walk and a run.

I just pinched your bag , now I shall skertel off.

Skertel by lyndo May 13, 2016

Sertrix 

- Very kleiner schwanz

- Sertrix is a good minecraft player

Sertrix by Sertrix January 4, 2017

Smart Reads 

Brilliant short little information vehicles that pound and exorbitant amount of knowledge in a minuscule amount of time so you can learn about topics quickly and gain a 360 degree view of the world to see wtf is actually going on in this place...

"Dude, I was pounding more information than coffee this morning with 'Smart Reads.' I feel tapped into the future of humanity and 3 steps away from solving our planets pollution problem."

"Last night was a total mind fuck, I surfed through like 15 smart reads books, got lost in experiments and ended up shorting the entire blocks electricity after building a makeshift mini EMP device for under $15 with stuff just laying around my moms old memorabilia collection."

Smart Reads by Ant Hive February 21, 2017

Smart creative 

Human that enjoys doing both math and art

Guy1: "Hey, lets invite John to rock at our jam session"
Guy2: "I did, he said he'll come after he's done with some coding he's doing"
Guy1: "He's so cool, such a smart creative"

Smart creative by Tinoargentino April 24, 2017