by hydorus shui January 6, 2025
Get the Simon Olimianmug. Best person alive. Best at soccer. Has the best hair. And if someone hurts Simons friends, they will be knocked out.
by 74)45286482&!;! June 13, 2020
Get the Simon Berrymug. Often pronounced seemone seamen and Simon,she is a talented dancer and gymnast who hates s.n.,enjoys Fresh meat and will "fart on your desk".She is highly studious and one of my absolute favorite people
by Kcastle January 21, 2023
Get the Simonemug. Simon pronounced in Latin “ kiss ass “ is exactly what he says on “ la tin “ … usually found de weeding commercial properties he doesn’t own or kiss assing personal trainers with coffee machines . Usually has two memberships to any gym he joins .
“ oh Great Simon’s just turned up , shall we get him to paint the gym walls today or scrub the skids off the toilets ? “
by Old time November 23, 2021
Get the Simonmug. 
The best person in this fucking world.
Simon can’t be described but the closest we can come to describing him is perfect
Simon can’t be described but the closest we can come to describing him is perfect
by Simon is my boyfriend March 27, 2023
Get the Simonmug. Milk that is drank by all of his friend circle but him, even though he wants the milk the most. Oiginates from Simons lover and is then passed around the group, taking a load of cum from each person, except for Simon. The milk then goes back to Simons lover, where she drinks it and prepares for the next batch of milk.
Friend 1: Yo you got some of that Simon's milk
Friend 2: Yeah yeah of course I got a lil just gotta finish my load first
Simon: Where a my a milk??
Friend 2: Yeah yeah of course I got a lil just gotta finish my load first
Simon: Where a my a milk??
by themilkermanthemilkmanmilkmilk December 4, 2024
Get the Simon's Milkmug.