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shotgunmaxx 

To commit suicide via shooting ones own head. Aka, Blowing your brains out.
Negative canthal lift, Time to go shotgunmaxx
shotgunmaxx by lalfiend September 13, 2023

shitgunned

To take something noble and honorable and throw it all away in search of self promotion and damaged goods. Kind of like Anakin Skywalker threw away being the savior of the galaxy for Natalie Portman, only if you replace her w/ Lindsey Lohan and the cover of galactic douche magazine.
Darren was going to be a Jedi but he shitgunned it all and ended up getting killed by his son.
shitgunned by Snips. December 31, 2011

Italian ShowGun 

A.k.a The Italian End of Day Report, The Italian Showdown

When You enter your boss's office, while looking him dead in the eye whip out your dick and yell: GUARDA!!!...GUUARR-DA!!! ( Guarda=Look) as you slap your cock on his desk over and over with sufficient force to leave an oil mark.
Ex.

(Joe): Heyyaa...this work you did is shit...you got 30 min and I want it done on my desk...Go.
(1 Hour & 34 min Later)
(Massi): Hey Joe....Guarda...GUARDA!!!!
(Joe): :|....I think I just got Italian Showguned
Italian ShowGun by Numba1 February 5, 2014

saimir shogun 

an amazing person who has the best youtube and twitch and he has the best taste in anime (one piece)
damn that nigga saimir shogun is down right amazing

Shotgunned 

Verb
When engaging in anal with a woman, the woman craps diarrhea on your penis, effectively spraying it on and around your penis, usually in the pubic region.
Man: Aww yeah..

Woman: Oh shit..

Man: Wha- ohgodohgodohgod u just shotgunned me?!?

Woman: Sorry..

Man: Sorry?!?! Get the fuck out!
Shotgunned by JiggleMaster69 October 15, 2012

Shotgunning 

Taking a drag from a cigarette/cigar, then expelling the smoke into someone's mouth (usually your girlfriend) while they inhale it. Like an open-mouthed kiss, except with smoke involved.
Dude, look at those 2 shotgunning! She looks like she's enjoying it.
Shotgunning by Jenni N. June 13, 2008