sharpie

1. Slang for a thin, pointy penis. Practically useless for anybody but the owner of said Sharpie, the common response to inquiries regarding one's Sharpie is "None of your business."

2. A brand of permanent markers used to write on almost any surface with pinpoint "sharpness", thus the name "Sharpie".

Joaquin: "Hey, Rob, do you have a Sharpie?" (referring to a marker)

Rob: "Y'know what, Joaquin, that's none of your business." (referring to his penis.)

by Joaquin Rocks! January 1, 2009

sharpie

1. A long, narrow flat-bottomed New England fishing boat.
2. An Australian Skinhead from the 60's and 70's. Predominantly male,some relics have survived to this day, evolving into Second-hand Dealers or "Truckies"..even "Bikies" The Females were distinguishable by the addition of Mullets to their crew-cut hair-dos'

Example for (2):"Cripes! I thought those Sharpies on the Tram home were gonna kick the shit out of me and Davo,sweetheart.

by Brett Williams June 20, 2005

Sharpening the pencil

when a girl with braces sucks a guys dick and it cuts his skinso his penis starts bleeding.

Wow. i heard that beety was sharpening the pencil.

by the myth the man the legend April 19, 2010

Shampain

The burning sensation when urinating after using shampoo to masturbate with.

After a hot steamy shower session of polishing my pork sword, I went to pee only feeling the worst shampain of my entire week.

by Big Fatty May 25, 2011

Sharpet the Campoo

To accidentally stain one's carpet with a sharpie in the country of Campoo (Spain)

or

A retard trying to say "shampoo the carpet."

"I got a plane ticket to Spain! Let's go sharpet the Campoo!"

"Next week, I'm going to sharpet the campoo. Fuck! I mean shampoo the carpet"

by Checken feathahs December 31, 2009

Sharpie in his ass

Can be used in any situation but mostly about people who are mad or look mad about something.

Scott- "Look at Mr. Sand he's acting like he has a sharpie in his ass or something."

by Jake196 September 24, 2011

Texas sharpshooting

Shooting the side of a barn and then drawing a bull's-eye around the bullet hole.

Describing what has happened before is Texas sharpshooting.

by rockyw June 22, 2012