seasonally confused

When someone wears an article of clothing representing the opposite season.

that guy is so seasonally confused he's wearing a winter coat with shorts and flip flops.

by Z.Schram April 15, 2011

season ass

A hook-up, usually for sex, that happens infrequently, usually once a year.

"Does Pierre ever get laid?"
"Yeah, he's got a season ass during Comic Con."

by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015

Season oner

A person who thinks season one, or earlier seasons of a given TV show was the best, and the rest is shit. Mild insult intented.

Penny: "I thought he liked that show!"
Leonard: "Yeah, but he's a season oner, so..."

by UrbanKhan November 15, 2015

Seasoning the meat

Placing or drizzling a delicious substance on one's penis to make a blowjob better for the blower.
Putting food on the dick before it's sucked.

I threw some nutella on my dick just to season the meat for my girl.
Girl, he was seasoning the meat with some whipped cream last night.

by b&byc&kes February 16, 2017

Season food

Disgusting and repulsive food that only season T. would enjoy

looks at green hotdogs "thats season food right there"

by Boibutnotreally March 5, 2022

season 2 episode 10

Demon slayer. That’s it. Go watch that episode. It’s a masterpiece, from the animation to the voice acting. Go watch it

Chad 1: have you seen season 2 episode 10 of demon slayer? It’s really good
Chad 2: yes

by Zerozainlolz May 4, 2022

Raccoon Season

When multiple high school freshman girls start to experiment with make-up around the same time. Overuse of eyeliner being used results in dark rings around the eyes, similar to that of the common raccoon.

Upperclassmen 1: "Holy shit! Do you see how much eyeliner those freshman chicks have on!?"

Upperclassmen 2: "Yeah, it's Raccoon Season"

by shreddingsociety November 29, 2010