A Shooting Star

When you’re laying on your back and fart, it sneaks up your vagina and it pops on the tip of your clit.

“I was watching Degrassi last night, and when I seen drake I let out a shooting star.”

by Witch_Devil May 14, 2023

i only shoot blanks

I have had a vasectomy (tubes tied) my ejaculate cum contains no sperms, cannot make you pregnant, therefore let us fuck each other silly

Hi Babe! We should get to know each other better - I only shoot blanks ...

by MrWhooHoo January 19, 2014

poot and shoot

You you fart and ejaculate simultaneously.

Billy was ecstatic why he discovered his ability to poot and shoot on command.

by pufwizard February 14, 2015

minecraft school shooting

When a very brave white boy performs the necessary and liberates the building known as a school whilst in the blocky pornographic world of minecraft

Steve: Wow those kids really need a good minecraft school shooting
White kid nr43: Hold my Gatorade

by Meme "Trashalovania" Lord July 7, 2017

Texas Six Shooter

6 round arm wrestling match. Left or right. Before every match a shot of booze must be taken. Time limits between matches can vary. Standard WAL and or WAF rules apply.

"You think your tough. Let's make it interesting with a couple shots"... other guy/woman responds. " let's make it a Texas Six Shooter"

by Is it my day off yet? May 7, 2019

The Spicy Nasal Shooter

Drinking 3 bottles of hot sauce, then proceeding to have a shit inside of some ones mouth, then to skull fuck them until spicy cummy shit comes out of their nostrils.

"Me and the missus tried the spicy nasal shooter last night, it's a good job she she loves it spicy"

by BigFiddleFinch November 6, 2019

On a shoestring

On an extremely limited budget.

“They’re going on vacation, but it’s going to be on a shoestring. They don’t have very much money right now.”

by GB-US April 28, 2020