Swagger

DSP/SWAGGIEST GUY EVER

Friend 1: Hey you see that guys he seems swagger
Friend 2: OMG ITS DSP THE SWAGGIEST GUY ON EARTH

by cooten April 14, 2025

Spagger

Spagger (noun)
Definition: A person, device, or system that regularly causes or experiences spaggs. Can be used insultingly toward bad Wi-Fi, outdated hardware, or unreliable teammates.

Dude, you’re such a spagger — you constantly lag out of nowhere every game.

by HARRIS17R July 14, 2025

Sagger

A description term for a woman whose ass sags to the ground after she takes off her athleisure compression pants.

He thought that Sagger was hot until she took off her LuLu Lemons and her butt tocuhed the ground.

by anonymous November 20, 2025

pro-saggers

A person who answered on the side of sag when asked, Would you rather have saggy tits or no tits at all?

Pro-saggers wiped the floor with no-saggers (ironing boards) when we surveyed 93 people!

by TheSlowTwin December 24, 2008

lip swagger

1. (n.) the visually unpleasant wavelike movement created by the upper lip of a person (who can be considered homeless), while speaking, who is toothless in their front upper teeth.

2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.

Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.

Damnit, man, put some dentures in! You have some serious lip swagger happening right now.


Ken: So what do you think about that?

Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.

Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!

by ssppuunn February 13, 2009

Shit Swagger

A group of pensioners go into a Zoo with 13 Swag bags and try to steal all the poo.

Mary: Did you get all the swag?
John: Every last shitting bit of it.
Mary: Good Lad, now mount me and ride my crusty anas like a crab!!
What a Shit Swagger

by RyanTheBOMB December 16, 2008

Man-Saggers

A occurrence in a human male who is obese where the increased number of female hormones combine with the fat to create a saggy, wrinkly mess around the nipple area. This can sometimes lead to lactation, and decreased activity in the hardening of the nipples.

Otherwise Known as "shriveled whales" and "Inflated Dehydrated Chest Syndrome"

1. Tom to friends : Man, i heard Jack got the Man-saggers, that shit's deadly. Poor guy, they're really freakin gross too.

2. Doctor to Tom: Im Sorry lad, it seems you have man-saggers. Im going to start you on a intense rehabilitation program, but im sorry to say, your never gonna be the same.

Tom: Fuck my life

by simon3335 May 20, 2009