proto-lesbian

A woman who has deliberately chosen to begin hating their male counterpart.

After a period of abuse (from a select few male members out of the entire human population), she has discovered the fundamental principle of "evil" by which all male members of the human population are governed, and thereunto rendered herself a "proto-lesbian."

by thismus March 17, 2009

antiwar protestor

Rich little pricks who hate america,they sit on there asses and think holding up signs and blocking traffic will make a difference

Look at that nu-hippie anti-war protester

by R E B E L August 16, 2003

Protein Spill

Found it in the newspaper. Means: puke, vomit, throw up, upchuck, barf, spew, blow chunks, ralph, hurl, lose your lunch, be sick etc etc etc.

I'm always afraid my gf Holly's gonna protein spill when she blows me 'cause her gag reflexes are so fucking bad.

by Maurice April 27, 2004

Protosexual

Protosexuality is where you clone yourself, get yourself or your clone to get a sex change, and then have sex with the clone.

Guy 1: Go fuck yourself!
Guy 2: Give me a clone and a sex change and I will!
Guy 1: What the hell are you?! Gay?!
Guy 2: No, a protosexual and I am proud!

by Hlasd October 15, 2010

Protein Fart

A deadly type of flatulence, occurring when an individual has an overuse of steroids or protein.

It is actually documented on Canadian Biological Containment Registry (CBCR) that these farts are a biological and nucleur threat and those that inhale this deadly substance will become a zombie or piece of brocoli.

PRO-TEEN FAH-ARTT
(NOUN)

Paulo: Yo fucking Luke let a fucking protein fart the other day...
Nick: DAYUUMM! Did you------
Paulo: Yea, I got the vaccine. Matt's dad actually gave me the shot
Nick: Fucking guy... Bet hes still on those roids...
Paulo: Aiight lets go to the docks
Nick: ROFLCOPTER!

by DJ Paulojustownedyourass April 3, 2009

cowboy hat rain protector

N. The toilet seat covers commonly found in public restrooms.

A paper toilet seat cover

The toilet seat at the gas station was so nasty I had to lay down a cowboy hat rain protector!!

by brett tarrant October 16, 2006

antiwar protestor

an (usually) intelligent person with views that may slightly conflict with others and risk themselves for them i.e.-a respectable person

for all the people who are bad-mouthing the intelligent ones in our community, the only difference between you and them is balls... cause u apparently have none...

"i really admire that anitwar protestor for standing for what they believe in and i won't go on a site and call them stupid names because i am too cowardly to do it in public."

by AlabamaGurl October 18, 2003