Quid Pro Quo

Agreeing to do something for someone but only for something in return.
Quid Pro Quo in context:
"I want you to do us a favor though" -President Donald J. Trump in regards to releasing the Congress-approved military aid to Ukraine.
by CosmicGalacticat November 06, 2019
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Semi-Pro Football

A football league for people who won't let the dream of becoming a football star die. The word "pro" is misleading, since these people don't actually get paid to play football, and a lot of teams don't even have any real requirements for who they'll let play.

Also, it lets a bunch of 40 year-olds relive their high school glory years by trying pitifully to play a game that has long since passed them by.
Bill: Hey Rick, I heard Tony is playing Semi-Pro Football.

Rick: Yeah, that's pretty sad. He just won't let go of the fact that he sucked when he played in high school.

Bill: Oh I know. This is almost as sad as being a volunteer high school football coach.
by Potato Sack January 17, 2008
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Proper Rised Pro

When your really up for something, but that something aint worth looking forward too.
by Richie Jeremiah March 28, 2008
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pro L337

it is defined as being a cross between a pro and an L337 player at CS
I just got pwn3d by that pro L337 player The_Saslmon_Mousse
by The_Salmon_Mousse February 16, 2005
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Pro-life heist

Someone who claims to be pro-life (anti-abortion) then murders someone connected to abortion. Girl getting the procedure, doctor performing the procedure, bombing an abortion clinic, etc.
Morgan Harrison, a well known anti-abortion advocate, is on trial for murdering doctor Neil Specter; a renowned doctor who runs the local abortion clinic. This is a clear cut case of a pro-life heist.
by Punk Rodgers June 08, 2009
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squid pro ro

Mis-pronounced Latin phrase 'quid pro quo' meaning this for that.
"I'll give you this book, but I'll need something in return."

"Squid pro ro, Mr. Hedgecock. I'll give you a marf."
by Mungus February 18, 2004
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A Steve Job Pro

Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.
Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"
by aRTICRUS March 28, 2019
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