Painted

To be extremely intoxicated beyond one's own knowing.

When we get to the bar, we're getting f--king painted!

by bkbiggame September 3, 2014

Mega Pint

Used to measure a large amount of alcohol

You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine.

by Out of options April 24, 2022

paint white

To spray with jizz, generally applying a thick coating.

Right before I was about to bust my nuts I pulled out and painted your mom white.

by Spit Blood April 21, 2003

paint stripper

Very cheap or homemade booze. Derived from the fact that the stuff is so strong that it can smell and taste like paint stripper.

We got plowed on the $3.99 bottle paint stripper.

by Anonymous December 25, 2002

Paint Brush

Verb.

To smack someone across the face with generous force, either backhand or forward.

He crossed the line and that broad paint brushed him 3 times in a row.

by Dudeness September 22, 2005

Austrian Painter

Substitute for "Hitler". Used on YouTube, facebook and other social media platforms who seem to have no grasp of what "historical" or "satirical" means. And no, neo-nazis don't get to use this excuse.

Person 1: Remember that famous meme of wide Putin walking?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Now we have wide Austrian Painter walking.
Person 2: Austrian Painter? Who cares abo-... Oh, wait... I get it.

by mancyclopediac July 21, 2022

printer hijacking

At college in dorm rooms lots of people have wireless printers. You can print off of anyone's printer and they will never know who printed. Printing naughty things is particularly amusing.

"Hey Josh, your printer is spitting out an image of a woman getting boned by a horse!"

"Jesus, I'm a victim of printer hijacking!"

"Haha, gotcha!"

by TypicalChazz October 17, 2011