Pooch

Any girl that walks, talks, or sounds annoying in the slightest way. If she has annoyed you she’s a pooch

“That girl is such a Pooch holy crap”

by Papa_PepperoniBlogna March 2, 2022

poofhouse

A poofhouse can be of any gender, the term is often labeled onto someone who is a slack as person who doesn’t get around their mates and never wants to do anything.
they are also very soft

it’s just another word for a pussy

“coming for a beer mate?”
“nah dinner with the mrs”
“oh you bloody poofhouse”

by Wood Duck March 10, 2022

Poochmooch

Someone who attends a party or other social gathering and ignores the people and spends the whole event in a corner petting the dog 🐕

Renee is such a poochmooch I invite her to my wedding reception and she hangs out with my Schnauzer the whole time!

by angrycelt March 11, 2022

poochoice

When someone absolutely nukes a toilet in a choice of life or death. Their bowels are so ruptured that it is a life or death situation.

"Hey Cameron I'll be back gotta poochoice"
"Alright man be careful don't push to hard"

by Robert Pattison(Batman) March 20, 2022

Pooh Mark0witz

A young fellow who delivers WaWa and is Poohshiesty.

That’s so Pooh Mark0witz😹

by Yosh Budussy March 24, 2022

poochie toss

Another word for "Jousting", the official sport of the state of Maryland.

Me and some friends are going to go poochie tossing later, if you wanna come.

by WadeintheWater12 March 27, 2022

Poohberg

When a person births a turd pile so large that it fills the bowl so completely that a small portion is above the surface of the toilet water.

Last night we had Italian then drank A LOT and had late-night Mexican and thus morning I had a tremendous shit, so big I birthed a poohberg

by The Fig April 3, 2022