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polish mustache

Basically, after your bitch or lady friend comes back top side after tossing your salad, she exhibits a brown ring on her top lip.
"I know I didn't wipe too good so this bitch is definitely coming up with a polish mustache in full effect."
by Joecefius March 3, 2008
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Polish

A very strange and aggressive breed of human that inhabit a place near Russia. Often are scam artists and beggars. Possibly dangerous people. Jack the Ripper was rumored to be a Polish man. (Aron Kozminski) Most American serial killers and shoplifters happen to be Polish or have Polish ancestry. (Eva Maria Malczewski, Ted Kaczynski, Rafal Kaldon, Peter Kudzinowski, John Wayne Gacy) Hmn. Coincidence?

The whole country is almost like a ghost town, and only has old 14-15th century Roman Catholic churches. But to the Northwest it features highways that were once built by Germans.

They are known for their excellent beer, though. warka
Never marry a Polish girl or she will literally take your money and cut your nuts off !!
by Charmouche December 15, 2016
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polish meatball

Spreading someone's asshole like a pollack and a shoving cock inside.
Sully gave dave the old polish meatball.
by gudo20 March 12, 2010
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Is the Pope Polish?

Back in the day, before there had been a Polish Pope, back when no one thought there would ever be anything other than an Italian Pope, people used to say this ironically, that is, as a way to say "no way, not in a thousand years!"

Now it can be used to indicate something that was thought to be improbable but that actually happened.

Another old one was "does a wild bear shit in the woods?" which led to "Does the Pope shit in the woods"
ORIGINAL USAGE:
Do you think we'll get a good raise this year?

Is the Pope Polish?

ALTERNATE NEW USAGE:
Do you think Obama will try to run for President in 2016?

Is the Pope Polish?
by Danger from Richmond March 20, 2013
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Polish Bike Ride

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind in the doggy position, there is another woman riding the woman as if on a bike holding her braids like handle bars and making a pedaling motion with her feet, and massaging herself.
Dani has had a polish bike ride now that kayla rode her like a horse as she was pounded from behind.
by Jesus C. Hrist September 29, 2005
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apple polisher

a girl who sucks some guys nuts
Michelle is an apple polisher
by Justin Hell May 18, 2004
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polish flag

verb: when one of pale ancestry tans in the summer with a shirt on. The head is red, the torso white and the legs red. Thus one is polish flagged.
Hey John how was your trip to the beach?

Oh man, not so hot, I got polish flagged.
by Michael Worton January 17, 2008
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