poke-a-hauntus

A haunt bird of the highest degree. Next in line to be converted to manbearhauntidism and have lads ironing out their testes after touching off her. Scabies likely.

John: "What a sick looking haunt. That's pure manbearhaunt, she's on the way down poke-a-hauntus alley"

by gomefacefromthesea October 5, 2010

Poke n drag

When a male cums inside a female and then drags his penis all over her body until his penis is dry

"I didnt have a towel so I dif the poke old poke n drag." I did the poke n drag and she had a small trail from belly button to forehead"

by Biotchhhhhhhh April 30, 2019

hawaii poke

It's like a sex thing, I think

I would give her a hawaii poke!

by paemt142606 July 9, 2024

Poke-Amorous

Being sexually attracted to Pokemon

John, are you poke-amorous?

Yes, I love Pikachu.

by loliamsogoodatminecraft July 31, 2022

poke and grope

Noun: a fork in the back and a hand at the breast

Tonight I had a guy poke and grope; as the fork he held in ine hand pinched into the my back he went in for the grope with the other. I think I'll see him again.

by Angleerick December 15, 2013

don't poke the bull

Warning of a negative outcome if you were to provoke a situation.

Similar to don't poke the bear but better

"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"

"Don't poke the bull, or your gunna get the horns"

by AndiAmesMontez July 30, 2017

poking the pope

a word for female masturbation

hey jennifer what you doing tonight?
nothing much but i think i might be poking the pope

by big boi con October 31, 2015