"Poking The Bear", in a non-traditional sense, refers to when a man uses his erect genitalia to poke his significant other whilst they're resting, and once they're awake and ready to play, the perpetrator simply goes to rest.
Chad: Yeah I was poking the bear last night, and she got pissed!
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.
by ZaneCoon#1Fan December 30, 2023
Get the Poking The Bearmug. by YunDaggerDick September 24, 2020
Get the Turtle Pokingmug. Trying to fit your boner through a pair of skinny jeans, usually in the act of taking a pee, an almost impossible task
by MemeLord420/69 July 3, 2016
Get the Denim Pokemug. by musicman1993 September 26, 2010
Get the Poke a turtle's eyemug. The famous flanagan poke is often seen as an innocent hello to the untrained eye when in fact it is something much more underhand. It is a signal of sexual intent and it basically means she wants to ravage your naked body. Poking back is like a contract agreement, promising flanagan that she can get her dirty scouse hands on you.
When an innocent girl say Nicola is attacked without even realising it is an example of a flanagan poking
by davids33 November 14, 2011
Get the Flanagan pokingmug. by Johnson dingleberry April 28, 2024
Get the Donkey Pokemug. A very inappropriate softball cheer. Used by coaches to get their teams ready to hit... what we dont know
When the team came in from playing defense, the coach has the team cheer "Stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole" to get them fired up to hit
by daflashers June 25, 2017
Get the stroke it, poke it, put it in the holemug.