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Poking The Bear

"Poking The Bear", in a non-traditional sense, refers to when a man uses his erect genitalia to poke his significant other whilst they're resting, and once they're awake and ready to play, the perpetrator simply goes to rest.
Chad: Yeah I was poking the bear last night, and she got pissed!
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.
by ZaneCoon#1Fan December 30, 2023
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Turtle Poking

A term used when you have a little shit poking out of your bum.
I gotta run to the toilet, I’m turtle poking right now
by YunDaggerDick September 24, 2020
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Denim Poke

Trying to fit your boner through a pair of skinny jeans, usually in the act of taking a pee, an almost impossible task
I pissed myself because I could not fix my denim poke
by MemeLord420/69 July 3, 2016
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Poke a turtle's eye

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo
Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now
by musicman1993 September 26, 2010
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Flanagan poking

The famous flanagan poke is often seen as an innocent hello to the untrained eye when in fact it is something much more underhand. It is a signal of sexual intent and it basically means she wants to ravage your naked body. Poking back is like a contract agreement, promising flanagan that she can get her dirty scouse hands on you.
When an innocent girl say Nicola is attacked without even realising it is an example of a flanagan poking
by davids33 November 14, 2011
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Donkey Poke

When you poop on somebody’s face and it’s bloody
Jake got donkey poked by Jenna
by Johnson dingleberry April 28, 2024
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stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole

A very inappropriate softball cheer. Used by coaches to get their teams ready to hit... what we dont know
When the team came in from playing defense, the coach has the team cheer "Stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole" to get them fired up to hit
by daflashers June 25, 2017
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