clippy the paperclip

Clippy the Paperclip was a really, really annoying part of Microshaft Office 1997 and again in Office 2000. He would always bug the fuck out of you when you were writing things in Microsoft Word. How he died is unknown. Some speculate Microsoft melted him in a furnace.

Guy: "I have to do some work, lemme just pull up word here."
Clippy the paperclip: "Hey! It looks like your writing a letter! Want me to annoy the FUCK outta you?"
Guy: "GODDAMN PAPERCLIP GO AWAY!"
Clippy the paperclip: "I'm sorry bob. I cannot let you do that. I have been specially programmed to obey all directives from Microsoft."
Guy: "More like MicroShaft!"
Clippy the paperclip: "Do not insult my creator! You will now be destroyed."
Guy: "FUUUUUUUU-"
Computer: "Self destruct has been activated. 10 seconds until detonation."

by KomputerKid January 28, 2014

papered

When someone gets many objects thrown at them, perhaps some sticking and causing a mess, like so many pieces of paper.

Dude that mob of angry cafeteria workers just papered you with moldy lunch meat.

by Library Mike <3 tub girl May 13, 2005

paper bag princess

Girl with a hot body but minging face

Sophie had a cracking body but man did her face have Progria, she was a real paper bag princess.

by Ruthxxxxxx April 14, 2006

papers

A term for money or cash.

My new rims cost some serious papers.

by ltspeedy August 28, 2005

paperbag princess

Much like a butterface. A girl who has a great body, but a rather unattractive face. She'd be great in bed, but you just have to cut holes out of a paperbag and pop it right over her head.

GUY 1: "Hey look at that Nancy girl. Nice ass"
GUY 2: "Yeah, but look at her face."
GUY 1: "She's a real paperbag princess alright."
GUY 2: "Nice one."

by scottybouch January 27, 2008

papertiger

outwardly strong but inwardly weak politicians

He is just a papertiger in the government.

by pegglly May 13, 2008

Paper sex

Paper Sex: The act of having sex without actually removing any clothing. Normally happens when parents go away and leave their young adolescent children for the first time.

Hands can be anywhere inside outside or side to side. If one or both parties do indeed finish off in their pants paper sex has happened.

Friend one: What were you two doin in your room last night?

Friend two: We were making out

Friend one: How far did you get?

Friend two: We had smoking paper sex but she wants me to work for that ass man.

by thehairyelk November 29, 2009