my ex

a mother fucking shitty ass selfish, arrogant, self-centered, life ruining, musty, crusty, rusty, and dusty bitch as whore

Friend: isnt that your ex, matthew
Me: shut the fuck up never say my ex's name again i hate him with a living passion

by yourr_done November 11, 2021

My Jordan

A word who replaces the nword, if you use this, u’re automatically racist.

Ayee what’s up my Jordan 😐

by Onikaqueenofrap April 3, 2021

My husband

My husband is a word used for when legally bonded with another male. Also frequently used when you are angry with another.

"HUH BITCH YOU TRIED TO TOUCH MY HUSBAND!? AH HELL NAH YOU YEE-HAW PIECE OF SHAT. FACK OFF. "

by dont touch my husband. November 25, 2022

my bestest

Someone who's better than the person you'd call the "best". This person however is the bestest out of all of them.

She's my bestest
That girl over there?That's my bestest!

by gdogxo February 18, 2017

Touch my no no

When you abnormally touch that one spot and mmmmmmmm it's nice

Him: just touch it. JUST TOUCH MY NO NO
Her: I can't you have a pot noddle

by PU$$YCAT528 February 16, 2018

my savior

Jesus duh he died for you! So you can have eternal joy! 💗

my savior is Jesus!

by harhar.eat.a.car May 24, 2021

My Vagina

Something worn-out "edgy" female comedians use as their punchline.

Amy Schumer: "My vagina"
Netflix: "Here's $500,000 for another special"

by Ninaleven June 28, 2023