Fap N' Nap

When a person (usually a male) decides to masturbate and shorty falls asleep afterwards.

Josh: Hey Fisher what are you doing after school today?
Fisher: Probably just go home and fap n' nap.

by Fish21 May 10, 2016

post fap nap

When you get home from a stressful day and need to relax, so you bust one out and take a sweet nap right afterwards.

"Yesterday was so stressful I had to have a post fap nap just to relax."

by hyjack September 2, 2016

Millennial foot nap

When you use your phone while sitting on the toilet, and you’re there so long your elbows make your feet fall asleep.

Man, I was procrastinating going back to work in the bathroom and gave myself a millennial foot nap.

by RedViperBrando December 21, 2018

After high nap

After being high from smoking 2 or more blunts & your tired out of nowhere.

Maria smoked 3 blunts with her friends & now she’s high and taking a after high nap.

by Du Bose0130 June 10, 2019

Post Nut Nap (PNN)

A state in which one falls asleep after ejaculating.

Symptoms include:
Feeling tired/ worn out after fapping
Falling asleep after fapping

"Hey, you're late!"
"Sorry I had a Post Nut Nap (PNN)"

by Your nan and her cat April 28, 2022

Dirt Nap

Noun
The kind of state one is said to be in once they are dead. More often than not, they are put in this state by way of murder; most likely because they was caught slippin'.

"That motherfucker that was talking shit better have someone to walk him to his car. Otherwise, imma catch him slippin' and give his ass a dirt nap." Nighty night!

by Geeeuuuhh! December 9, 2014

g-nap

A G-Nap occurs when you nap with your hand on your 'piece' (cock) inorder to provide your penis with some mild touching but ensuring your load is saved for later (perhaps you are saving your load for something such as a party that starts soon or a girlfriend whom you have not seen in some time).

"Damn Jill was coming over in an hour and even though I was hardcore horny I wanted to save it for her so I just took a G-Nap."
"Shit, I betta just take a G-Nap cause that party starts in 2 hours and you know ima hook up wit some of those bitches"

by a dude who has hair September 10, 2004