a muscle shirt or wife beater that is unnecessarily long, usually at least halfway down the thighs, that looks like it's a skirt if you don't know what it is
Pascal: Check out this wife beater, it really accentuates my pecs, don't you think?
Sam: Sure, but why did you get such a long one?
Pascal: It's not that long, I just wanted to get-
Sam: A muscle skirt?
Pascal: It's not a muscle skirt.
Sam: Yes it is! Go look in a mirror, it's almost down to your knees!
Sam: Sure, but why did you get such a long one?
Pascal: It's not that long, I just wanted to get-
Sam: A muscle skirt?
Pascal: It's not a muscle skirt.
Sam: Yes it is! Go look in a mirror, it's almost down to your knees!
by Tigerboy July 21, 2008
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'Wow Dave, that was one hell of a fisting session. However I do appear to have lost my watch in your muscle bucket!'
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Someone who is so far in the closet, the bedroom closet won't let him in. He has to do all his homosexual activities in the hallway coat closet.
by nick1644 January 9, 2009
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by angry bry March 5, 2009
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Random Player 1: "Shut the fuck up or I'll find out where you live and beat your ass!"
Random Player 2: "Whatever man quite using those xbox muscles, we all know you're just a radio rambo and won't do shit."
Random Player 2: "Whatever man quite using those xbox muscles, we all know you're just a radio rambo and won't do shit."
by Smazztastic December 2, 2010
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by theaterqueen August 14, 2011
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"If bacon munching were an Olympic sport, Gary would take home the gold." (gerund use)
"Did you see the girl that Gary is grinding up against? Dude is a total bacon muncher." (noun use)
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by Not Gary September 5, 2012
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