bipolar text messager

someone who responses to text messages very sporadically depending on the situation, context, length, etc.

this person can respond to messages in a matter of seconds, minutes, or even days...

Susie got mad at her boyfriend because he was being a bipolar text messager because he would reply to her a second later, then a minute later, then a second later, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes,then a minute later, then a second later, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes then....

by txtdr. April 1, 2011

St. Valentine's Day Massacre

Have some girls get on their knees in a line. Proceed to take your pants off and bunny hop down the line, slapping the girls across the cheek with your cock.

Girls get down, I am about to perform the St. Valentine's Day Massacre

by studmuffin March 7, 2005

sext message

a text message containing sexual content.

she just sent me another sext message. it's on.

by the nightowlcoholic August 19, 2008

massacrous

Adjective. Resembling a massacre in depth or appearance.

In what can only be described as "massacrous," the Raiders lost to the Patriots 105-0.

by z-flo April 18, 2009

message limbo

When a text message is stuck in one's outbox.

You think it has been sent but in reality it hasn't left your phone.

When it occurs it brings about feelings of shame, embarrassment and extreme anxiety.

Zoe: why won't he reply?? I text him ages ago!!!
Barb: check your outbox it's probs in message limbo
Zoe: oh... shit. Oh well he's still a bastard.

by spr0005 June 22, 2009

massacure

massacre + cure + massacure
A slaughtering of large numbers to rid them from the earth

During the Zombie Apocalypse we will have to work together for a massacure

by Kj Nay's daughter Deedle October 30, 2011

Message Train

When you form a chat-like conversation over the email or resend email messages by replying again and again to the same message and you have a long train of emails or messages attached. Also known as a Email thread or Email Train. This can also occur if you are texting back and forth and have a long message train.

Wow.. look at this Message train we have going. It goes back 10 messages. or Dude! I have a message train of about 50 on my iphone!

by peapod90254 July 13, 2013