molestache

A cheesy mustache that gives the wearer the appearance of a stereotypical 1970s child molester.

John's new molestache makes me want to hide my kid whenever I see him

by delapine April 30, 2010

mustaching

An occupational hazard caused by using cheap staplers: almost like resistoring or telephoning, where the staples do not complete "bite" into the other side of a document, except the staples take on a more rounded form, like a handlebar mustache.

Why does this effing stapler keep on mustaching on me?

by pentozali March 2, 2011

Irish Mustache

Similar to Red Wings however the blood from menstruation is confined to the upper lip looking like an Irishman's mustache.

Bloody hell, Kristy told me it was her time of the month so I threw back a Guinness and grew an Irish mustache.

by Kiki54312 February 15, 2009

absence of mustache

an amazing band located in salem, oregon. it features three members Abby Miss Road, Marvin Phelps, and Humphrey Mus. this band performs all original songs, or original arrangements of somngs like the alphabet. some of their song title include "ireland", "let's all dance", and "hush lullaby". the band sometimes features accomplices in their awesome songs. some of their catchiest lyrics include...
person 1: "what time is it?"
person 2: "it's dancing time!"
person 1: you'd better check your pocket watch."
person 2: "oh no!"

and
(person 1 is up at 2 a.m. watching the television)
person 2: "this is your hush lullaby, speak not soft lips."

they are sort of the essence of awesome.

Human Being: wow, i just heard this band. they sang some songs.
Human Being, Other: oh, i know who you are talking about. absence of mustache, right?
Human Being: fosh.

by humphreymus April 21, 2009

mustachio

a dirty bearded fag who shaves his feet and aint worked in 7 years.

peeples is a real mustachio, that piece of shit aint worked in 7 years, shave the back.

by big dick tyner March 27, 2008

Filipino Mustache

Is when you face plant while skateboarding and you tear the meat off of your upper lip.

Adam: I was skateboarding today and i got a nasty Filipino Mustache.

by Spootybeaver113 April 22, 2012

Mustache rag

When a man goes down on a woman who is in the middle of her period and comes up with a bloody stache.

Tom Selleck went down on Lady Gaga during her montly visit from aunt flow and came up for air displaying his mustache rag.

by Blunt09 December 23, 2009