"JoJo Puppysnatch's cell bill was outrageous in March of 05 thanks to endless sext messaging sessions."
by Chris94 August 1, 2006
Get the Sext messaging mug.when you are on Instant Messenger and put your away message on so you choose who you want to talk to so the douches you dont want to talk to wont talk to you
Annoying Kid: Hey
Auto Response from You: I am Away from the Computer.
meanwhile...
Cool Kid: Hey
You: Hey, I'm using the away message trick so I don't have to talk to douches.
Auto Response from You: I am Away from the Computer.
meanwhile...
Cool Kid: Hey
You: Hey, I'm using the away message trick so I don't have to talk to douches.
by The Kaskie August 16, 2006
Get the away message trick mug.A new way of subtly communicating to people, often in the form of song lyrics, quotes, and other things you don't want to say directly to someone else but need to get across.
This girl I knew would always stalk my away messages, so I put one up about being out with my girlfriend so she'd leave me alone.
by Grathol April 12, 2005
Get the away message mug.n. The month of March, which is the month after February, where you masturbate twice as much as you normall would to make up for No Fap February.
Guy: Hey dude I just completed No Fap February...
Guy 2: Well shit dude now you gotta do Messy March!
Guy: Whats that?
Guy 2: MASTURBATE TWICE AS MUCH!
Guy 2: Well shit dude now you gotta do Messy March!
Guy: Whats that?
Guy 2: MASTURBATE TWICE AS MUCH!
by Triforcemuch March 10, 2011
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Get the iPeen Messaging mug.Someone express what THEY feel should be done in the world from the confines of their armchair, yet are reluctant to get up and do anything about it.
Armchair Messiahs of the world unite in front of the PC, whilst the real change-bringers go forth into 3rd world countries digging wells and de-worming orphans.
by Chocohate December 20, 2008
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Rick: How long have we been waiting here for that hoe?
James: I unno, but we got here the same time I got a text message, let me ind that Text message checkpoint.
James: I unno, but we got here the same time I got a text message, let me ind that Text message checkpoint.
by IamSoWhite June 20, 2011
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