Chris94's definitions

Schweem

The act of ejaculating over a wide area.

"Dude, I totally schweemed all over the kitchen last night."

by Chris94 September 8, 2005

Sext messaging

Like phone sex, but with text messaging

"JoJo Puppysnatch's cell bill was outrageous in March of 05 thanks to endless sext messaging sessions."

by Chris94 August 1, 2006

Drixting

The act of trying to drive and text message at the same time

"I ran over 7 small children and a Sudanese refugee because I was distracted by drixting. I guess I'm going to burn in Hell."

by Chris94 August 1, 2006