A high school in a suburb of Lynnwood, Washington.
It is known as the worst high school out of all schools in Edmonds School District (behind Mountlake Terrace, Meadowdale, and Edmonds-Woodway).
All of its sports suck, except for girl's basketball which won state championships in year 2015.
Also the poorest school in the district because of the diverse background of the students. Rich kids here are a rarity, and there are never any students from private schools that transfer here (they go to all the other schools in the district).
Even those families that live within the school boundaries make haste to transfer their kids to other schools in the district. Drug use is very prelevant here, the most common being weed.
The majority of the male students at this school are very perverted, with some even openly watching pornorgraphy during class.
There's not much of a typical high school social hierarchy here; just small groups that interact with each other. Students are not as attractive or smart as other high schools.
In conclusion, Lynnwood High School is a mediocre school with mediocre students that will lead a mediocre life.
No one here ever does anything unusual or exciting.
It is known as the worst high school out of all schools in Edmonds School District (behind Mountlake Terrace, Meadowdale, and Edmonds-Woodway).
All of its sports suck, except for girl's basketball which won state championships in year 2015.
Also the poorest school in the district because of the diverse background of the students. Rich kids here are a rarity, and there are never any students from private schools that transfer here (they go to all the other schools in the district).
Even those families that live within the school boundaries make haste to transfer their kids to other schools in the district. Drug use is very prelevant here, the most common being weed.
The majority of the male students at this school are very perverted, with some even openly watching pornorgraphy during class.
There's not much of a typical high school social hierarchy here; just small groups that interact with each other. Students are not as attractive or smart as other high schools.
In conclusion, Lynnwood High School is a mediocre school with mediocre students that will lead a mediocre life.
No one here ever does anything unusual or exciting.
*in a regional high school meeting*
teacher: Now we will introduce ourselves and what high school we come from.
student 1: My name is Bob and I come from Lynnwood High School.
*student 2 whispers to his friends*: It's that ghetto school
*Family on Zillow searching for a new house*
Wife: Honey, isn't this house pretty good?
Husband: Ye- wait no! The assigned high school is Lynnwood high school. We can't let our son go to THAT school.
teacher: Now we will introduce ourselves and what high school we come from.
student 1: My name is Bob and I come from Lynnwood High School.
*student 2 whispers to his friends*: It's that ghetto school
*Family on Zillow searching for a new house*
Wife: Honey, isn't this house pretty good?
Husband: Ye- wait no! The assigned high school is Lynnwood high school. We can't let our son go to THAT school.
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by .. April 6, 2005
Get the Lynsey Brown mug.A disgusting, boring, shithole of a town that Satan raised out of the depths of the River Styx and placed in Central Virginia. This was done in order to use as an alternative punishment for non-Lynchburg resident college students when they committed a grievous sin. The town obviously shows its Satanic influence as its residents are brainwashed into thinking it's a great place to live in, while college students know better and see it for what it is.
The town however, does provide some great lulz to any non-resident when it and its citizens try to pass it off as an "up and coming city". This, of course, is a bunch bullshit, when any decent city has at least more than one art store (yes, Lynchburg has only one art store) and has some clubs (which they don't), high quality shopping isn't just limited to a small mall, Walmart, and Target, its greatest achievement isn't Liberty University and its highlights aren't large amount of churches and fast-food restaurants.
The town however, does provide some great lulz to any non-resident when it and its citizens try to pass it off as an "up and coming city". This, of course, is a bunch bullshit, when any decent city has at least more than one art store (yes, Lynchburg has only one art store) and has some clubs (which they don't), high quality shopping isn't just limited to a small mall, Walmart, and Target, its greatest achievement isn't Liberty University and its highlights aren't large amount of churches and fast-food restaurants.
Lynchburg: Proof that Hell doesn't reside beneath the earth.
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See also: hillbilly-town shithole bullshit punishment waste lynchburg
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Bill: I pulled a Lynch this morning trying to get a glass of water, I broke the glass and the sink...
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Person 1: Where do you go?
Person 2: Lyndon State College.
Person 1: That's not a college. That's a high school you sleep at.
Person 2: Lyndon State College.
Person 1: That's not a college. That's a high school you sleep at.
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