Someone who eats the one exact same food for lunch every day. Compared to a monogamous relationship where one strictly has just one partner.
Person 1: Look at Bill in the office kitchen eating a bagel sandwich again.
Person 2: He hasn't brought any other food for lunch at all this year, Bill is a lunch monogamist, he refuses to have any other lunch but one.
Person 2: He hasn't brought any other food for lunch at all this year, Bill is a lunch monogamist, he refuses to have any other lunch but one.
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Eddy: “Hey, did you hear Jake made Amber a lunch lady the other night?”
Mark: “No, but I hope she didn’t walk to the bathroom after, he’s got new shag carpet”
Mark: “No, but I hope she didn’t walk to the bathroom after, he’s got new shag carpet”
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“Omg - Michael was fucking my brains out but then he got that look in his eye like he was gonna cum and I wasn’t even close! Thank god he took a lunch break, then kept going and got me off with them long slow strokes. I think I want to marry him.
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