Lackee

A Lackee is someone who obviously lacks something.

Bill: Hillary clinton would make a great president.

Tom: Bill, you're an absolute brain lackee

by Dont say it, spray it. November 5, 2018

Lecker

Meaning tasty. Can be used to describe food, drink or a fit lass.

George: ay up this gal be lecker

Callum: nah she bashy you know

by Mike.Hock August 28, 2019

suck licker

Insulting term ejaculated by my boss towards the driver of a vehicle on the other side of the road who suddenly lurched onto our side of the road just as we were passing. This shouted response took us both by surprise even more than the erratic driving of the offender. In hindsight we often marvel at the way this combination of words conveys the deep insult of phrases such as cocksucker and ass-licker, while technically implying only that the object of displeasure is capable both of sucking and licking (or really only of licking "sucks", whatever a "suck" is).

1. You suck licker!!

2. "John - do you remember how amusing it was that time you shouted out 'suck licker'?"
"Yes, I do"

by Doogle November 12, 2005

box locker

the female equivalent of a cock blocker

Bev: "I like Paul."
John: "You can't hook up with him!"
Bev: "Stop being such a box locker."

by douwannaeffingcookie February 7, 2008

sauce licker

As defined in the Peaches song "Slippery Dick", a sauce licker (or, as Peaches pronounces it: "saws leekur")is someone who enjoys licking or lapping up the oozing contents of an orifice after sex. Orifices in question can be the mouth, the vagina, the asshole, or even the hole at the end of the penis's shaft.

"Jenna is such a sauce licker! She took Will's penis and licked up the semen after jacking him off! The day before she was persuaded by Dennee to lick the cum out of his asshole after Jeremiah blew his load in his rectum. Then Doug came by and swapped a load of Andrew's semen with Jenna via the mouth. Later that night, Kaite came over and let Jenna lick the lady juice from her snatch."

by Douglas Harvey March 28, 2009

snicker-tit-licker

the act of one dyke shitting on another dyke's breast, and then licking it off

"Dude have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?'

"Yeah its full of snicker-tit-licker s."

by Seymour Balzaac October 21, 2011

Murphy's locker

The likelihood that when you select a locker (usually at gym) that someone will need to access the locker above, next to, or under the one you are using.

Gym Rat One: "Are you waiting for something?"
Gym Rat Two: "Yeah, my locker is below yours."
Gym Rat One: "What are the odds of that considering there are probably 100 in this locker room?"
Gym Rat One: "It's called Murphy's locker. Good workout?"

by pauldonyc October 27, 2011