Julia Jorgenson

Julia Jorgenson is a proud dutch ethnonationalist and soccer mum. 54 years young. Lingering clamydia but that dosnt stop her from having fun! She has an ongoing feud with Roselands Coles after she was viciously attacked by a rouge trolley in the parking lot. Her traumatic expereince with the self checkout machine has changed and hardnered her as a person after she was threstened in morse code to by 13 pineapples. she dosnt even like pineapples. Her dog Poochina (pronouched poo-china) was was crop-dustred by leanah and herocily saved by julia before her ineveitable culinary demise at eastwood shopping center. Julia loves her goop egg and prefers it unwashed and marinated in her essence. Julia experienced head trauma after the Roselands Coles doors refused to open for her on the bias that she was Dutch. Julia loves her vape and hates pronouns. Her icons include, Patrick, Woolworths shoping center, and Goob (also known as the prestegious Blowler Hat Guy). Shes a total crackhead and we cant take her anywhere. After her catastrophicly disturbing confrontation at Roselands Coles shes vouled so that all disadvantaged youths can have access to SPECIFICALLY left handed spatulars. she started a charity, so far they've raised 75 cents ,11 spatulars and a bowling coupon. Congradulations julia, we could all learn somthing from you, Live Laugh Lice.

jarvis: Did you see how Julia Jorgenson stood up to that trolley
Ciara: Yeah shes a war hiro! Lice
Des: im going to jiggle fart

by Hhemogirl June 20, 2025

Julia Heimlich

When your choking and instead of someone helping you with the proper heimlich technique they start giving you the most vicious backshots.

"Oh my god he's fucking choking!!"

"Why are you using the Julia Heimlich?"

by barkey July 25, 2025

Julia Heimlich

When your choking and instead of someone helping you with proper heimlich technique, but instead they give you backshots while your choking.

"Bro, someone help this guy he's choking!" -Person 1

"Don't rape him what the fuck is wrong with you?" -Person 1

"I'm giving him a Julia Heimlich" -Person 2

by barkey July 25, 2025

Julia

Pretty but can be a compulsive gaslighter.

Julia gaslit me for the 6 7th time today!

by rndeep October 26, 2025

Julia will always miss Joe more

Julia will always feel the deepest yearning for her best friend Joe. Her heart will constantly ache in the absence of his presence. Regardless of Joes lies, these are the facts. jj.

Perfecto like Larry Lovestein - "Joe could never miss Julia more" " Its quite clear Julia will always miss Joe more"

by jjmotherfuknforsh November 4, 2025

Julia

Julia is a super slow person. She'll take all day to do the simplest tasks. For instance, she blows each nostril individually for 30 seconds each when blowing her nose. Sooooo slow!

Hurry up! Don't be a Julia!

by SlimAmish November 27, 2025

Julia Moore

Certified bad bitch

That's Julia Moore, certified baddie. Wow, what a woman she is.

by buddiehollie February 23, 2025