Julia Jorgenson is a proud dutch ethnonationalist and soccer mum. 54 years young. Lingering clamydia but that dosnt stop her from having fun! She has an ongoing feud with Roselands Coles after she was viciously attacked by a rouge trolley in the parking lot. Her traumatic expereince with the self checkout machine has changed and hardnered her as a person after she was threstened in morse code to by 13 pineapples. she dosnt even like pineapples. Her dog Poochina (pronouched poo-china) was was crop-dustred by leanah and herocily saved by julia before her ineveitable culinary demise at eastwood shopping center. Julia loves her goop egg and prefers it unwashed and marinated in her essence. Julia experienced head trauma after the Roselands Coles doors refused to open for her on the bias that she was Dutch. Julia loves her vape and hates pronouns. Her icons include, Patrick, Woolworths shoping center, and Goob (also known as the prestegious Blowler Hat Guy). Shes a total crackhead and we cant take her anywhere. After her catastrophicly disturbing confrontation at Roselands Coles shes vouled so that all disadvantaged youths can have access to SPECIFICALLY left handed spatulars. she started a charity, so far they've raised 75 cents ,11 spatulars and a bowling coupon. Congradulations julia, we could all learn somthing from you, Live Laugh Lice.
jarvis: Did you see how Julia Jorgenson stood up to that trolley
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Ciara: Yeah shes a war hiro! Lice
Des: im going to jiggle fart
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Well that’s me so let me tell you what I’m like.
Julianne or Julia is someone who is born in September. Enjoys the snow but hates being cold.
Julia is someone who is typically quiet and shy when you first meet her. Give it time.
She can be very emotional, dramatic for no reason, and indecisive at times. Just be understanding and let her have her moment.
Julianne (Julia) is short, but cute, very very cute and beautiful even if she doesn’t always see it all the time. People just always adored her and will continue to do so. Do not anger a Julianne or Julia because you will regret it. She might be small but so are grenades so don’t let that fool you. She is like a soda that has just been shaken and you’re about to open it.
Julianne (Julia) is someone who loves animals especially dogs and tigers. She enjoys writing, listening to music, hiking, running, sleeping, eating, and hanging out with friends or roommates. Her favorite colors are pink, blue, orange and green. Favorites drinks can range from Coca Cola, green tea, coffee from Starbucks, and anything alcoholic. Preferably a margarita. She is your typical white girl. Enjoys the finer things in life such as shopping, looking at expensive cars she wants but can’t afford, and smelling good.
First impressions are everything.
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