John Balfanz 

Update on John he is now the number one drug kingpin. He sells to a diverse crowd of people all over the world. Even your 8 year old son. John has a distinct smell to him his girlfriend could not resist(weed,liquor,meth,starting fluid). But John has made a huge change in his life and now probably just finished in your mom.

John Balfanz will win the 2020 Nobel peace prize

John Balfanz by ballsdeepinyoursister May 2, 2020

John Paulo Nase 

The leader of SB19. He's a multi-talented person. He's the one behind their songs that A'TIN and most people have heard, digested, and got a lesson on. Like the other members, he can sing, dance, rap, compose a song--name it. He's like a 5-star chef who cooks high-quality beats and melodies and creates never-before-seen "dishes" (songs). He's one of a kind. A masterpiece. A man who taught us lots of lessons in life. One of his remarkable quotes is, "Everything you said about me, it does not matter to me. I'll show you what I can do. This is who I am. I'll make you eat everything you said."

John Paulo Nase roars with confidence. He sings with all his heart, he performs and slays the stage like there's no tomorrow.

John Paulo Nase by Stan SB19 for a better life October 7, 2020

John Deacon 

The purest man in the universe. Is cute af, and is also known as Deaky. He has been in hiding for over twenty-two years for good purposes. He has huge yee-haw vibes in The Invisible Man video, and is a Dancing Queen. He is also a part of a band called Queen, which is the greatest band ever. Deaky is a father of six children, and I want him to be MINE.

Friend: Who is that ugly guy that is dancing weirdly?
Me: He is John Deacon AND HE IS NOT UGLY YOU MOTHER-FUCKER IS IS CUTE AF, A DANCING QWEEN AND HAS ALL MY UWU'S. YOU ARE OFFICIALLY OFF MY FRIEND LIST!!!

John Deacon by DiscoDeakyismyHUSBAND March 27, 2019

john wick 

The greatest animal rights activist who ever lived.

Person #1: i really love animals, especially dogs, and i cant stand to see them mistreated
Person #2: Take a lesson from John Wick, he killed over 100 people after someone killed his dog

john wick by TheDarkIce March 24, 2017

John Deacon 

Legendary bassist of the legendary rock band Queen. Wrote songs such as Another One Bites the Dust and You're My Best Friend. #1 Person to steal your cheese on toast. Softest guy on earth. King of t-posing. Has the most precious teeth gap. Marry him 'cause he's faithful af.

Oh My! John Deacon ate my cheese on toast!

John Deacon by brianmay.king January 24, 2019

John Zone 

A place where nothing makes sense.

Where the shitty people work hard.
Where un brazo runs with a correct form.
Where everything that happens is John's fault.

Guam: Look! The shitty people are actually running!
QuieroFumar: HOLY SHIT! We're in the John Zone! Damn you John!
John: Son of a bitch!

John Zone by BrasilStyle February 11, 2009

John O'Clock 

A term used when WWE commentator John Bradshaw Layfield makes a mistake on air and people call him out for it. The term originated from Whatculture WWE's King Ross.

IT'S JOHN O'CLOCK MOTHER FUCKERS GET IN THERE.

John O'Clock by XMC7991 August 26, 2016