Jesus Dump

Same as Jesus Shit; Any bowel movement resulting in no need to clean or wipe

(Sees clean toilet paper after wipe)
"Wow, so this is how Jesus made it without TP (Toilet Paper)"
"I love a good ol Jesus Dump"

by C.Che December 29, 2007

Holy Jesus on a Stick

Used to represent extreme exitement or suprise.

See Screaming Jesus On A Ferris Wheel

Easy term to explain the crucifiction of the son of God.

"Screaming Jesus on a Stick!!"

by Tompson Versetti May 24, 2004

jesus creepers

Old looking Leather sandles, often with left over sand in them from previous vacations.

Shelts, those Jesus creepers are Gay. Get some like Robbo`s, he`s fly.

by MC Timmy G July 7, 2006

Zombie Jesus

Jesus, after he rose from the dead, as stated in Cyanide and Happiness. Easter is "Zombie Jesus Day."

Teacher: Two weeks after he was crucified, Jesus rose from the dead.
Student: Oh, so he was Zombie Jesus?

by rutabega234 April 4, 2010

Jesus shit

a generic exclamation of shock

Jesus Shit! You scared the hell out of me

by Sylvia May 7, 2004

Dirty Jesus

verb, when a priest fucks a choir boy in the asshole.

Mark saw Father Maconnolley dirty jesus in a confessional.

by SUPATHUGG4LIFE November 3, 2010

Jesus vs Muhammad

Jesus vs Muhammad

The Ultimate Wrestling match!

Jesus vs Muhammad

Jesus never used violence.
Muhammad used violence.

Jesus used love.
Muhammad murdered, killed and used hate.

Jesus did not take any wives.
Muhammad wallowed in wife after wife, even taking children as his wives.

Jesus did not steal.
Muhammad stole and robbed caravans.

Jesus did not force conversions.
Muhammad forced conversions using the sword.

Jesus was a pacifist in spreading his word.
Muhammad used war to spread his word.

Jesus was poor.
Muhammad was rich.

If Muhammad is opposite to everything Jesus was… Think about this… Jesus had a direct line to God, who was Muhammad speaking to?

Jesus spoke directly to God.
Muhammad spoke directly to ……?

by The Moody Poet February 16, 2009