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Goose

Verb. Making a fist like the "Thumb's Up" sign then jamming the thumb up someone's butt. Actually traces to an extremely deviant ancient Chinese sexual practice that was limited exclusively to the Emperor upon the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penetrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's spincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstasy. Chinese Emperor's Goose deviant sexual ecstasy
If you goose me now, your thumb will turn shit-brickle brown!
by JRW, PhD August 23, 2008
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This phrase I believe is from a popular Twitter fic from @mangoball on Twitter that is known around the MCYT fandom/fanbase.

The Twitter fic was titled as “Cheater, Cheater” but is also often called as “Mangoball” for some reason. It is a Socmed fanfic AU featuring Dream, Georgenotfound, Sapnap, Wilbur Soot, Karl Jacobs, Quackity, Corpse Husband, Badboyhalo and more.

It has gathered a bunch of attention and support for it being funny and for the ridiculous events happening in the story.

A specific character in this said fanfic which is Georgenotfound always uses ridiculous nicknames for his boyfriend, Dream. And this phrase happens to be one of them. Despite it not meaning anything, people (and even I) found this bit funny.

Huge props to @mangoball for having such a creative mind with creating this amazing fanfic. Loads of people enjoyed it and remember that a huge part of the story is only fictional and for entertainment.
“Yes :( u are my skrunkly scribblydoinky bipsy tootsy badointy tiepnsy bip bop boppie goggiy dinty scruggly duggly big bampidointy dougly goopsie scaboinky pipupsy datootsit”
by chlowi January 2, 2022
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Silly goose

That's not how you do it you Silly Goose.
Silly goose
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Goosed

To have sex with a girl with the intention of never calling or seeing her again.
Cody totally goosed that chick last night.

or...

Gril 1: That guy still hasn't called me
Girl 2: Did you have sex with him?
Girl 1: Yeah, he was hot
Girl 2: You totally got goosed
by PartyBoy73 November 18, 2011
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Goosed

The act of a dog putting their nose in your frontal crotch area.
1. That dog totally just goosed me! I feel so violated!
by xskwizmx March 28, 2010
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golden goose

A legendary historic figure from Lakeville Minnesota, who wore a Gold Track suit and often urinated his pants. Became famous for having a diarrhea explosion in the middle of a sixth grade classroom. There was such an abundance of poop that it flowed out of the bottom of his pants and formed a puddle on the floor. And he was a giant douche too!
Look guys, the Golden Goose just crapped his pants again!
by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005
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Emperor's Goose

Noun. Deviant sexual practice, not an exotic drink. This ancient practice of bestiality was limited exclusively to the Emperor under the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penatrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's sphincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstacy. Chinese Goose deviant sexual ecstacy
You're lucky that you did not live in ancient China when your incredible stupidity could have made you an Emperor's Goose!
by JRW, PhD August 23, 2008
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