Fucktard - the form of apparel worn globally by street-hookers
which is swiftly detached and allows for near-instant sexual penetration. Fucktards were developed from the older form of clothing - leotards. They can be manipulated to be worn during sex in many ways.

Oh man, she's got some smokin' fucktards on.

Those hookers wear fucktards to maximise their financial turnover.

Don't buy lingerie, buy fucktards !

Fucktard by Gorgonzola Happiness August 22, 2009

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fucktard

1. a person that makes you so angry that it induces you to say the word "fuck!" even at the mention of said the tard.

2.not to be confused with a ligitimately mentally retarded person, a fucktard is also known as somebody who has such a lack of vocabulary that they have to use "fuck" in almost every other sentence. generally fucktards hang in colonies. beware. note: this definition was posted by a person who just recently encountered an entire clan of fucktards.

1.jami:" hey sam, look its bill. don't you have bio chem with him?"
sam: "fuck! i hate fucking bill! he is such a fucking fucktard!"
jami: " yeah, poor guy, he doesn't even know it."

2. ftard1: "yeah man, the kegger was totally fucking awesome! I was so fucking wasted, i was like fuck, where the fuck am i? u know?"

ftard2:" yeah fuck man! i was so fucked up! have u fucked brittany yet? greg said she is a lousey fuck."

fucktard by wwjd25 August 25, 2009