english

Someone or somthing originating from England. A small island in western europe, this island is also shared by wales, and scotland.

Many stereotypes are related back to the english. Such as wearing big top hats, speaking in a posh or stuck up accent, being rich, being agressive and moody and living in castles. These are all bullshit. I'm english and I'd love to be one rich motherfucker. All I am is a middleclass open minded student who has nothing against anyone. In the 'ye olde times' we did happen to gangrape most of the world (about 3/4 to be precise) but back then everyone was trying to do the exact same, we were just better. This makes many people angry, such as the Scottish, the Americans aaaand hell every other country in the world really (apart from the ones whoses asses we saved).

So please learn from this guys, we english are not all football hooligans, nor are we all Lords and Ladies of Yorkshire, the majority of us are just nice, friendy people who are activley seeking to make the world a better place.

Apart from Tony Blair, do not gauge us by his actions. Hes a cunt. So's Gordon Brown.

Stereoytpical English Gentleman - Well hello young master Blake, should you not be studying for your big scripture test you young scallywag you? Heyo do not tither, here is a pittance now be on your way.

Stereostypical English Thug - OI PRIIICK. GIZZA 50p YA DICK'EAD I WELL GOSTA MAKE A FONE CALL TO MAH MUM ARE SUMMINK'. FUCKIN@ FOREIGNAAHS RAAAH.

Actual English man - Alright mate.

by KeepingKeyes November 13, 2007

english hook

When someone kicks a man in the balls, from behind.

Eric was being an asshole, so when he was walking away from me, I gave him an english hook.

by Bob Frankin July 15, 2006

Godzilla English

In a movie where the Japanese has been replaced with English.The actors lips don't match the words you hear.Derived from classic Godzilla movies,can now be found in Anime or Japanese horror movies.

The movie was in Godzilla English , but we still watched it.

by CYBERKING December 28, 2005

Englischeisse

a word, a phrase or a sentence that is supposedly written in English, but is nothing but a huge mistake pretending to be an English word - common in crappy translations (from German - "scheisse" - "crap" or "shit") conducted by people who do not know English at all or know very little;

Mike: Oh my God, look at that toy police cruiser!
Jenna: What?
Mike: They wrote "Justness" instead of "Justice". That'a huge Englischeisse!

by KurtSteinerPL August 27, 2009

english oven

So after you eat fish and chips for three days straight you shit the bed (similar to the Dutch oven except with shit). Trap your partner near the shit and smash her head down with your asshole (similar to a boston pancake but with a face)

For my wife's annevarsary while sucking my wanker I gave her the gift of an English oven.

by Dildo faggins January 18, 2014

England is My City

a stupid phrase said by Nick Crompton from the song 'It's Everyday Bro' aka 'Fuck Boy Bleach.'

England is my city
lol I really don't know what to say for this example lol

by nickcromptonlovesthecity August 6, 2017

Engrossed

To (engross). To be seriously devoted to something, willing to spend a lot of time with/doing something.

1) He was engrossed in his book. He would not take his eyes off of it.

2) "She's completely engrossed in that movie! There's nothing I can do to get her away from it!"

by Rwjdirncnskcnnfks December 15, 2020