ex-boyfriend

The guy who now tries to sound smart every moment of his life, sends urban dictionary definitions that are low-key calling you out, and you realise why it’s better off this way :D

“Who was that guy defending video games in English like they are his precious babies?”
“Her ex-boyfriend, poor girl...”

by FaelynnHolimion November 9, 2020

National fuck ur ex day

It December 4th try fucking ur ex

Me: wanna fuck

Ex: I told you not to talk to me an noooooo

Me: but it's December 4th "national fuck your ex day"

Ex: ok then let’s do it! "National fuck ur ex day" December 4th

by National days998 November 16, 2020

.exe

a suffix used in names of scary games like sonic.exe

i played sally.exe. it was scary.

by hayshbir November 20, 2020

xbox siri’s ex

A play off of the Xbox series X. The newest xbox console

Do you know the xbox series x?

You mean the xbox siri’s ex?

Hahahaahahahaha!

by Mestopheles369 November 24, 2020

Gayus ex Machina

In works of fiction; the use/revelation of a character’s sexuality to advance the plot. Similar to Deus ex Machina, but gayer.

Girl 1: “Omg, Madonna was literally dying till she realised she was actually in love with Shakira, then she got up and started dancing! That’s the power of love for you.”

Girl 2: “No, that’s the power of Gayus ex Machina and bad storytelling.”

by XaneiFoxx May 12, 2020

Exes with benefits

When you're definitely broken up now for sure but you're still doing it.

Becoming exes with benefits ultimately meant there was no real change to my routine except I was having more sex and fewer fights about dishes.

by ApricotFields June 25, 2020

Not-so-ex

When you and a guy/girl had a thing and were almost dating, were very close, but for some reasons you did not end up together or putting a label on it

I saw my not-so-ex today...
Henry? The guy you had a thing with but you guys never ended dating...?

by ZophSoph June 30, 2020