disorientated

The incorrect word that Bear Grylls feels he needs to use way too often on Man Vs. Wild instead of disoriented.

"I met a family recently who had been caught in a huge avalanche and when it stopped they were completely disorientated and had no idea which way was up and which way was down."

by McMandar April 3, 2010

Peanut gallery disorder

A version of multiple personality disorder where instead of constantly changing between multiple personalities you're stuck listening to personalities that are solely in your head critiquing what you do.

Man: "I'd love if they'd stop commenting on everything."
Man 2: "Who?"
Man: "The assholes in my head."
Man 2: "what do you mean?"
Man: "I have peanut gallery disorder."

by MyDefinitionsAreTheBest June 14, 2018

disorient express

the short bus. bus used to transport mentally or physically disabled persons

i got almost got run over by the disorient express in front of the tard yard!

by valvespout August 29, 2005

bone em' and disown em'

A variation of squirt em and dessert em. To bone the shit out of bitches squirt all over their ass and then leave them sitting on the fuckin curb crying over "spillt milk" A.K.A boy butter.

Man last night I fucked the shit out of jill and then left her crying ass on the curb to catch the bus. Why do I always have to bone em' and disown em'.

by squirtdonkeys March 30, 2007

Disobedient Bitch

A bitch who disrespects her males, and mouths off to them, only to find herself in line of punishment.

Male: Go get me a Fillet Mignon, Medium Rare, pepper flaked, with a side of asparagus.

DOB: Ewww, no! If anything you should be serving me! That’s what men do!.

Male: What an disobedient bitch! Send her to the discipline room.

DOB: Sorry master! Don’t discipline me. I’ll be an obedient bitch!

Male: Too late. Discipline her!

by Bitch Expert August 22, 2019

dry mouth disorder

what you get from smoking hash or any other marijuana based products. Shorterned to DMD

get me some swig i've got DMD

by will February 22, 2004

Excessive Consuption Disorder - ECD

Over-eating/Improper-eating, leading to over weight or obese body weight conditions, higher than a person's scientifically determined weight range.

It has its origins in improper mental processes regarding eating and emotional/psychological issues, leading to somatic effects (adipose tissue formation, hyper-weight related pathologies).

Some people say he's fat because eats lots since he lacks will power, others may say he has Excessive Consuption Disorder - ECD.

(talking about someone)
"You know, that fat girl who you saw at the tube station the other day.."
"Oh! you mean that girl with ECD?"

by Polyhistor June 25, 2009