dessie

n. of russian descent,

a russian pimp, innovator of poooosey,

see also russian concusion

dessie call them bitches a pooosey on vent.

by b-Love January 4, 2005

Dessa

A darling and dorky dog. So much so, that she will make all surrounding humans bow down in worship to her cuteness.

"Awww, what an adorable Dessa!"

by ribsribsribs December 26, 2009

All dressed up with nowhere to go.

Masterbating into a condom. Can also be used to describe futile or self defeating actions.

"He came over, we're fooling around. One thing lead to another. So I left him there All dressed up with nowhere to go."

by Gyar March 5, 2015

gods salad dressing

spunk,spaff,jism,baby gravy,mucky spud water,gentlemans relish

need i say more

by jesus June 25, 2003

dresbian

Drunk-lesbian; a chick that is usually straight but hooks up with other chickys when she gets on the turps

Check out that pair of hot dresbians sucking each other's tongues!

by Teressa October 10, 2003

Hot Dessert

n./v.tr.
To ejaculate into a full rectum after which point one proceeds to pull out and spread the buttocks. Upon achieving relaxation of the anus one may proceed to utilize the tongue in order to scoop out the feces freshly topped with semen.
Serves up to 4.
Caution: May contain peanuts.

A: Hey I'm heading to Alberto's for a Hot Lunch and maybe an Alabama Hot Pocket. Wanna join us?

D: No thanks! I'm meeting up with Vlad. He wants to try my Hot Dessert again. Hopefully it turns out this time. Last time it was a little runny and we didn't even have any napkins. He had to use his shirt to wipe off his face after he licked my serving dish clean. Anyway I thought you weren't talking to Alberto anymore after the whole Angry Pirate thing.

by Dyl Busto September 18, 2010

dres

Wannabe rappers who often cant rap but try to. Tools include $12 home computer microphones and notepad.

Ay yo, ya heard that new dres? Def on that ill be there tip but he aint showing up with ish.

by UndaCuvaBuk May 24, 2007