Crotch at ya 

It means "What's up" or "Hey"

Crotch at ya, Susie!!

Crotch at ya by Zombiegurrl13 October 28, 2007

Crotch Rice 

(1) Small pockets of fat adorning the underside of the scrotum; (2) larva of the phrenal fly, known to burrow into inside of the upper thigh; (3) rice that has fallen into a crotch.

It's best not to disturb someone else's crotch rice.

Crotch Rice by Morris Michael O'Toole May 24, 2008

crotch pirate 

n. - A title often bestowed to people who crotch themselves on a near-permanent basis. See crotchula.

"Gah, you're such a crotch pirate."
"Tim is THE crotch pirate.."

crotch pirate by Spenny June 24, 2006

crotch weasel 

An annoying and sometimes deadly animal that can include humans, dogs, any rodent, and cats. These animals will latch on to the male genetalia and bite profucely untill said genitalia is removed.

"Outch! That skank Linda bit my nuts off! She must be a crotch weasel." Said George
"Yeah definently" Said Phil

crotch weasel by Jesus Christ "Bow to me!" March 4, 2011

crotch biscuit 

dog treat meant to put on ones crotch out of desperation (usually peanut butter flavored)

Josh couldn't couldn't any so he resorted to crotch biscuits.

crotch biscuit by justice93sg September 26, 2010

crotch digger 

someone who is acting like a retard or pissing you off

boy: hey! i want you...bad
girl: shut up crotch digger

crotch digger by alyssalicious May 9, 2007

crotch rocket

Any Motorcycle.

"I got thrown off my crotch rocket doing 130."

crotch rocket by Diego August 17, 2003