cow-crunchy

n. An old, dried cow-pie. Often used in exclamations.

Holy cow-crunchies!

by Cattle March 12, 2003

Plow Cow

A fairly large girl that you find in a bar that you can give her the "Business", then just let her graz her way home after.

I'm going out and getting me a "Plow Cow" tonight!

by IndianMetalLord March 26, 2010

cow box

Place where one stores sexual pleasures... ie. porn, ky jelly, condoms, rulers, sex dice, etc.

I got to put this jelly in my cow box.
(while one's room is being raided)
Kristen: "Oh boy what is in this COWBOX??"
Steph: "Lets find out!!"
Kristen: "HAHA PORN, KY, and a TAPEMEASURE!!!?"

by JayRod09 June 27, 2006

Brown Cow

a ridiculously fat brown woman

Rana is a brown cow

by UrbanArrow January 30, 2009

Epi Cow

A device used to prevent a cow from having an allergic reaction.

Guy 1: Bessie's been sniffling a ton lately, any advice?
Guy 2: Dude, buy don't be so cheap and buy her an epi cow
Guy 1: Ugh, fine. But it better work.

by Bessie32994 August 25, 2009

cow porn

A video of cows humping for pleasure or reproduction. Originally from Russia, it migrated to the dirty minded citizens of America.

My Dad uploaded a cow porn video on YouTube

by LOLIMEVIL April 17, 2017

Cow Water

A fun way of referring to milk, the diary product that we consume as a drink or with cereal.

I want to eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch but I think we might be all out of Cow Water!

by Tha Real AG January 29, 2015