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The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab

When you get a surprise handjob from your lesbian cousin.
Fuck man I feel gross. I was walking by then bam, she gave me The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab.
by Gognoggler May 6, 2015
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Cooned

To take a persons backpack and dumb everything out of it. When you finish dumping the persons books, you flip the bag inside out, and place the books back into the backpack. After you place the books back in the bag, you zip the backpack back up. The bag is suppose to look kind of like a cocoon.
Student 1: OMG! Wtf just happened to my bag?

Student 2: What are you talking about?

Student 1: My bag is inside out...

Student 2: Dude, you just got cooned!
by FOBluver2000 November 24, 2009
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cooted

In relevance to the word 'cooter' which is slang for a females vagina, cooted means for a female to cum.
"Matthew hit it so hard that I cooted."
by Amanda D May 2, 2007
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pressure cooker

A cross between the dutch oven and cleveland steamer. A sex act where the man proceeds to take as large a shit as possible, preferably after eating mexican food, kimchi or drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon to create that stew like consistency that is so familiar in the pressure cooker, on the womans chest and pulls the covers over her head to pin her to the bed while she futily tries to fight her way out.

Best served along with a Manatee.
Guy: Yeah man Cindy wouldn't swallow last week so I gave her a bitchin pressure cooker to teach her a lesson. She gobbles that shit now.

Guy2: Wooord
by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007
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conked out

A slang phrase referring to being high.
"Dude I was so conked out last night."
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Yann Cooke

That one person who is not chill. You should avoid at all costs.
Person1: Did you see that guy
Person2: ye, I bet his name was Yann Cooke
by FeisterThroneSucks October 20, 2019
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Rice Cooker

A combustion-engine road vehicle that has its peak performance at high RPMS, making them sound like the pistons are gonna come flying out of the engine.
Id ride a harley any day rather than one of those rice cookers
by ID Tigerman May 17, 2006
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