fancy condoms

All natural lamb skin to skin intimacy that will shake up your world for a wild night

We're using the fancy condoms tonight.

by Jpeg February 14, 2015

condom

A kidnapping device used on very young children. Can be considered also as murder.

Come in a variety of best suited to the *murderer* sorry, user.

Not very fool-proof and if in the wrong hands can lead to 18 years of regret and money-loss.

"Damn that condom"

by Abi Hall October 21, 2018

lead condom

What you blame after you bust an extra watery nut.

'Damn, way too oily'
'A lead condom ruins everything'

by small nuts April 20, 2017

condom using

The act of placing(rolling) a latex or lamb skin apparatus down the shaft of the penis from the glans or head in which keeps semen in and disease out. 99.98% success of preventing pregnancy and imperative when not in a monogamous relationship for the safety it provides against diseases and unwanted pregnancies.

I am going out with that girl we met last week.

There will be some condom using after our date this evening.

by Thewoods September 15, 2016

condom camping

The action of getting penitrated so hard the condom becomes wedged in the rectum, and has to he surgically removed

Bram gave me the old condom camping last weekend

by Antcondom September 12, 2023

Condom

The most unreliable contraceptive known to the human race. I mean, what the fuck. Also, some men don't like wearing them because 'it doesn't feel as good'. It shouldn't just be up to the woman to stop pregnancies.

Man: Hey, d'you wanna have sex?
Woman: Ok, but make sure to wear a condom.
Man: Nooooo. It doesn't feel good.
Woman: Shut the fuck up and wear a condom you big baby.

by thatgaybitchbeckie November 16, 2020

Condom Snorting

Condom snorting is when one person (typically stupid teenager) snorts a condom up their nose and pulls it out of their mouth. This was a popular challenge in 2013.

Alen did the Condom Snorting challenge and choked

by Mr.Clean 44 April 3, 2018